Tag Archives: Vampires

“Normal Folks, They Don’t Spit Out Bullets When You Shoot Them, No Sir.”

Posted on September 22, 2012 by

The sad thing is, there are only a handful of vampire movies that I really enjoy. I had high hopes for Near Dark, though, because let’s face it: how do you beat Bill Paxton as a vampire? Well, Paxton was fairly … Continue reading →

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“I’m Done Playing With This One. You Want To Play With Me Now?”

Posted on December 10, 2010 by

A minimalistic plot summary for 30 Days of Night: vampires target and attack a small town in Alaska because the sun won’t be coming up there for a month, as it’s truly a horrible little place to live. Even Josh Hartnett … Continue reading →

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“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

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