Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”
When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough – Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading
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Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Helpful News Broadcast, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Prequel Alert, REVENGE!, Shut Up Writers!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, There's a STORM COMING!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“You Either Die a Hero, or Live Long Enough to See Yourself Become the Villain.”
Well, here it is, the last of the Batman movies. (Until July.) The Dark Knight Rises has a lot to live up to.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, Batman!, Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Cillian Murphy And His Big Blue Eyes, Comic Book Movies, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Morgan Freeman is Awesome, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“Well, I Can Respect Your Opinion. Sadly, I’m Not Good at Rejection. I’m Afraid You’ll Have to Die.”
The worst thing about not being a professional movie critic is that it doesn’t matter how much time you spend working a review—you could write your little heart and soul out, bleed yourself dry, and you’re still not getting paid. … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Ahnold, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Bad Sequels, Batman!, Brainwashing, Comic Book Movies, FORESHADOW, Incompetent Cops, Not Exactly Girl Power, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent, You Are Not A Tough Girl
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“I Am Catwoman. Hear Me Roar.”
The Avengers was awesome. This must be said. (And then repeated. And then possibly even sung.) But The Avengers is not the only gigantic superhero movie coming to a theater near you this summer. There’s a certain trilogy by Christopher Nolan that … Continue reading
“It Was An Off Day.”
Clearly, I will watch a terrible movie at any given time, just to make fun of it, regardless of mood, circumstance, rain, or shine; I am there for mockery with bells on. But my sister and I had a particularly … Continue reading
