Carlie (The Blasphemous Wench)
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“I Am The Eater of Worlds . . . And of Children!”
Stephen King adaptations are, historically, not awesome. For every Stand by Me or The Shawshank Redemption, there is a Needful Things – or a Dreamcatcher – or a Children of the Corn – or a Lawnmower Man – or a Maximum Overdrive – or a Tommyknockers – or, hell, even a Haven. Which, hey, could be good, … Continue reading
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Tagged Amnesia!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Asthma in Film, Awesome Villain Alert, Bad Horror, Books To Movies, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Clowns Are Scary, Editing Fail, Guilty Pleasures, Heart Knowledge!, Horror, Incompetent Cops, Stephen King, That's Not Snowflake, TIM CURRY, TV Miniseries, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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“It Must Feel Like Your God Abandoned You.”
Just before I went to Clarion West last summer, a little movie called Prometheus came out. Some of my fellow classmates went to see this movie that first weekend, while I skipped out — I was tired and, frankly, I’ve never … Continue reading
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Tagged "We're Not So Very Different You and I.", Action!, Evil A.I., Evil Aliens, Greek Mythology, Horror in Space!, Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Michael Fassbender Might Be a God, Prequel Alert, Protagonist I Hate You, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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My Big Fat Greek Splatter Fest . . .
A couple of days ago, I watched a Greek zombie film called Evil. Apparently, it’s the first Greek zombie ever. I thought it might also be the last Greek zombie movie ever, but apparently it has or is getting a … Continue reading
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Tagged Gore!, Horror, Horror Comedies, This Ending Sucks, Writer Joe and Writer Susan, WTF Ending, Zombies
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“All We Got To Do Is Tell The Story Right”
Someday, I’ll have to do a full commentary on Basic, because . . . wow, does this movie just defy all description. But here are a few notes that I made a couple of days after re-watching the film.
