Tag Archives: WTF Ending

“What’s My Name? Fuck Your Mother. That’s My Name.”

Posted on May 14, 2013 by

So, one day I’m playing around on IMDb — as I am wont to do — and I come across this movie called Unknown. Not the 2011 movie with Liam Neeson and January Jones, (I’d rather scrub toilets with someone’s dirty … Continue reading →

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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”

Posted on May 8, 2013 by

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.

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“Come At Me. Every Inch of Me Will Resist You.”

Posted on April 4, 2013 by

When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. … Continue reading →

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“I Don’t Think You Understand. I Marched Against the NRA.”

Posted on March 18, 2013 by

You ever stick with something for so long that, even though it’s sucked for years, you feel compelled to continue with it until the bitter end, just to see how it all turns out? Yeah. Try to ignore that compulsion. … Continue reading →

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“No Pulse, No Heartbeat. If Condition Does Not Change, This Man is Dead.”

Posted on January 10, 2013 by

When I was writing my review for Clue some months back, I came across the name of another murder mystery comedy: Murder by Death. It actually predates Clue by almost a decade and has an absolutely fantastic cast including Maggie Smith, Alec Guiness, Peter … Continue reading →

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“Mind Your Business! I Shall Be Eaten by Whomever I Please!”

Posted on October 29, 2012 by

So I made this horror movie challenge for myself at the beginning of the year, and I can already tell you that I’m going to fail it. Abysmally. We’ll talk about punishment come December, but for now, let’s get to … Continue reading →

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“Give Me Something to Scream About.”

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.

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Sweet Jesus, I Think Half of My Brain May Have Melted . . .

Posted on October 5, 2012 by

This is less of a movie review and more of a tragic account of a horrible thing that happened to me last night. Bear witness to my sorrow.

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“This Is Probably the Best Movie Since Volcano!”

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Well. It’s the beginning of September, and I feel pretty confident when I say that this is the weirdest fucking movie I have seen and will see all year. Actually, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I just don’t … Continue reading →

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“I Was In The Hall . . . I Know Because I Was There.”

Posted on August 15, 2012 by

My sister challenged me to write a review for Clue. I laughed at her. Then I tried it. Warnings for self-indulgent nostalgia.

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