The World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “The Man Trap”

Sometimes, television makes no goddamn sense.

Case in point: Gene Roddenberry created Star Trek. As we discussed last week, the pilot episode (“The Cage”) was soundly rejected by the studios, so Roddenberry and co. created a new pilot: “Where No Man Has Gone Before.” One might assume that this episode would air first–you know, the way pilots do–but for Christ knows what reason, two entirely different episodes apparently aired before our new and improved pilot. So, I’ll have to get back to you on how “Where No Man Has Gone Before” goes.

In the meantime, let’s turn our attention to the first episode of Star Trek that actually aired: “The Man Trap.” This one, well. It has some echoes of “The Cage,” but not, like, positive echoes? On the upside, we get to meet most of our main cast–minus Scotty and Chekhov, the latter of whom I’m pretty sure doesn’t appear until Season Two–and, if nothing else, Captain Kirk is definitely an improvement over Captain Pike.

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The World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes on “The Cage”

So, I have long since thought of myself as the World’s Worst Trekkie.

Star Trek has been a part of my life since I was about five years old, when I reluctantly watched some episode or another of TNG with my dad and ended up loving it. If I wasn’t a fan, I never would have written for a Trek RPG, which means I never would have made some really good friends, nor would I have cosplayed various versions of Spock again and again. I also have to seriously question where my writing skill level would be at today, so yeah, obviously Trek has been an important part of my life.

But my journey with the franchise hasn’t exactly gone in a straight line.

I really like TNG, but I watched most of it when I was young, and there are plenty of episodes I probably didn’t see or otherwise don’t remember. (Unlike the ones I re-watch all the time, like “Cause and Effect” or “Clues” or “Night Terrors”–yeah, I said “Night Terrors,” people, COME AT ME.) I watched DS9 for a while, but a lot of it went over my head when I was a kid, and I abandoned the show soon after they killed off my favorite character. I’ve only seen a handful of Enterprise episodes, and even less TOS (although I have watched every TOS movie with the exception of The Motion Picture.) Voyager–often regarded as the worst or second-worst of the bunch–is the only Trek show I’ve watched from start to finish; meanwhile, I run extremely hot and cold on the current Discovery. And while I have significant problems with Into Darkness, I definitely don’t think it’s the worst Trek film in the entire franchise, nor I do think that Wrath of Khan is the best.

So, you see. World’s Worst Trekkie. But for years, I’ve been kicking around the idea of checking out TOS: writing mini-reviews for each episode in which I analyze from the perspective of a Trek fan who has little-to-no nostalgia for the original series to fall back on. How will a blasphemous geek like me feel about the show that started it all?

Well, this 2018, I aim to find out. Which means it’s time to begin with Star Trek’s first pilot, the one that got summarily rejected: “The Cage.”

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The 2017 Book Superlatives, Part II

Hello again! Welcome back to the 2017 Book Superlatives, Part II of II. (If you missed Part I, you can find it here.) We’ve got a lot of material to cover–at least 90% of it consists of fabulous quotes–so let’s just get started, shall we?

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The 2017 Book Superlatives, Part I

Well, here’s the sad truth: I’ve pretty much given up on posting any 2017 movie superlatives. I really didn’t watch that many movies last year, and I reviewed even less. (Can you believe I never even managed to write about The Lego Batman Movie? I’m still bummed about that.) More importantly, though, I’m just anxious to move forward with the new year, rather than spend the rest of the month feverishly writing yet another retrospective. 2017 sucked. I’m really done with it.

Except. I did manage to read a fair amount of books last year. Thus what I have for you today: the 2017 Book Superlatives, Numero Uno.

Let’s just get right to it, shall we?

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The Novellas, Novels, and Graphic Novels of 2017

Another year, another reading list. This was actually a pretty good year for me, though as a writer, I still need to up my game. December turned out to be an especially embarrassing month. (I try not to stress about it, though. Giving myself guilt trips usually results in my reading less, not more.)

As usual, non-fiction books are in bold, while comic books are italicized.

  • Three Dark Crowns – Kendare Blake
  • Throne of Glass – Sarah J. Maas
  • Grayson, Volume 1: Agents of Spyral – Tim Seeley & Tom King
  • Hammers On Bone – Cassandra Khaw
  • Sorcerer to the Crown – Zen Cho
  • Batwoman: Elegy – Greg Rucka
  • Final Girls – Mira Grant
  • A Gathering of Shadows – V.E. Schwab
  • Ghostland: An American History in Haunted Places – Colin Dickey
  • Six Wakes – Mur Lafferty
  • The Stars Are Legion – Kameron Hurley
  • The Dain Curse – Dashiell Hammett
  • Ash – Malinda Lo
  • Raising Stony Mayhall – Daryl Gregory
  • A Conjuring of Light – V.E. Schwab
  • A Closed And Common Orbit – Becky Chambers
  • Ghost Talkers – Mary Robinette Kowal
  • The Final Empire – Brandon Sanderson
  • The Bone Witch – Rin Chupeco
  • Akata Witch – Nnedi Okorafor
  • A Rage in Harlem – Chester Himes
  • Wake of Vultures – Lila Bowen
  • Rejected Princesses: Tales of History’s Boldest Heroines, Hellions, & Heretics – Jason Porath
  • Mapping the Interior – Stephen Graham Jones
  • All Systems Red – Martha Wells
  • Sorcery & Cecelia, or The Enchanted Chocolate Pot – Patricia C. Wrede & Caroline Stevermer
  • Zero Sum Game – S.L. Huang
  • Two Serpents Rise – Max Gladstone
  • Bearly A Lady – Cassandra Khaw
  • Down Among the Sticks and Bones – Seanan McGuire
  • The Prey of Gods – Nicky Drayden
  • Phantom Pains – Mishell Baker
  • The Scandalous Sisterhood of Prickwillow Place – Julie Berry
  • The Lie Tree – Frances Hardinge
  • The Fifth Season – N.K. Jemisin
  • Pasadena – Sherri L. Smith
  • Double Down – Gwenda Bond
  • The Shadow Cipher – Laura Ruby
  • Gotham Academy, Vol. 2: Calamity – Becky Cloonan
  • The Winter People – Jennifer McMahon
  • Beauty Queens – Libba Bray
  • The Long Goodbye – Raymond Chandler
  • Certain Dark Things – Silvia Moreno-Garcia
  • The Murders of Molly Southborne – Tade Thompson
  • Hex – Thomas Olde Heuvelt
  • Injustice: Gods Among Us: Year Three, Volume 1 – Tom Taylor
  • The Wicked + The Divine, Book 2 – Kieron Gillen
  • Midnight Taxi Tango – Daniel José Older
  • Tinseltown: Murder, Morphine, and Madness at the Dawn of Hollywood – William J. Mann
  • A Face Like Glass – Frances Hardinge
  • The Unpleasantness at the Bellona Club – Dorothy Sayers
  • And Then There Were (N-One) – Sarah Pinsker
  • Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies – Lindsay Ribar
  • The Backstagers, Volume One – James Tynion IV
  • The Night Sister – Jennifer McMahon
  • Such Sweet Sorrow – Jenny Trout
  • Velvet, Vol. 1: Before the Living End – Ed Brubaker
  • Injustice: Gods Among Us – Year 3, Volume 2 – Brian Buccellato
  • The Rise of Renegade X – Chelsea M. Campbell

I’ll post my 2017 Book Superlatives later this week (well, hopefully) but a few things I noticed this year:

My favorite graphic novel of the year has to go to The Wicked + The Divine, Book 2 by Kieron Gillen . . . which honestly isn’t even fair, since it’s an annual collection, not a single trade. I don’t care. I love this series. The artwork is gorgeous. The mythology is fascinating.  The diversity is inclusive. The violence is EVERYWHERE. The only problem I have with this series is that it’s so damn beautiful, I must have the deluxe editions. But since I just can’t make myself buy the whole thing twice, that means I have to wait for the deluxe editions. Which means I’m at least a year behind on everything and probably won’t get an update until, like, October of 2018. The whole world is terrible.

Other comic book honorable mentions: The Backstagers, Volume One (charming), VelvetVol. 1: Before the Living End (badass), and Injustice: Gods Among Us – Year ThreeVolume 1 (Tom Taylor, why did you leeeeeeeeave?)

I didn’t read nearly as many comic books in 2017 as I have in years past. I honestly have no idea why, but I’d definitely like to fix this in 2018.

I did, however, read a lot more novellas this year, most of them courtesy of Tor.com. I am very much enjoying the boom in novellas right now.

I don’t know if this year had a theme exactly, but noir (both classic and speculative) did pop up a lot: Hammers on Bone, The Dain Curse, A Rage in Harlem, The Long Goodbye, Pasadena, and Certain Dark Things. Considering I wrote a noir novel this year, I guess that’s not so surprising.

I read three non-fiction books this year! I realize that’s pretty pathetic for other people, but it’s actually a record for me. Dare I try for four next year? There’s a book about grave robbing and phrenology that I’ve had my eye on. Also, The Radium Girls.

My least favorite book of the year was a horror novel that’s been pretty wildly well-received by basically everyone else, so at least I still have that whole “geek blasphemy” thing going on strong.

Favorite New-to-Me Authors: Nnedi Okorafor, N.K. Jemisin, Kameron Hurley, Lila Bowen, Martha Wells, and Julie Berry.

Books written by women: 38
Books written by men: 13

Comic books written by women: 1
Comic books written by men: 7

Tell me about the books you read this year! I want to hear about them!

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“Let The Past Die. Kill It, If You Have To.”

So. The Last Jedi, huh?

I saw this movie basically the second it opened, but I haven’t had the opportunity to write about it until now–although, of course, I’ve read everyone else on the internet analyze it to death. Per usual, my commentary is belated and possibly unnecessary at this point, but that’s we at My Geek Blasphemy strive for: somewhat thoughtful, somewhat snarky, and late AF.

Also, for the most part? I really enjoyed the film.

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The Award Eligibility Post, Plus Recommended Short Fiction of 2017

Well, it’s that time of the year again. Frantic last minute Christmas shopping when that thing you pre-ordered months ago suddenly didn’t come through, chugging alcoholic drinks while waiting for the death spiral that is 2017 to end, and posting your award eligible works to your blog because, hey, hope springs eternal, right? Seriously, though, it’s basically impossible to keep up on all the great short stories and novelettes out there, so in case you were interested in checking out my work this year and didn’t know where to find it? Well, here you are:

If We Survive The Night” – The Dark, March 2017 (Short Story)
About the girls who don’t survive slasher movies. For those who enjoy multiple narrators, creepy angels, meta horror, not particularly subtle feminism, Purgatory stories, and revenge.

Astronauts Can’t Hurt You” – Daily Science Fiction, September 2017 (Short Story)
About grief, distance, and figuring out how to keep moving. For those who enjoy surrealism, second person POV, and deeply personal stories that you can finish reading in under five minutes.

Three May Keep a Secret” – Strange Horizons, November 2017 (Novelette)
About ghosts, friendship, and secrets–the kind that hurt, and the kind you decide to keep. For those who enjoy YA, creepy imagery, snappy dialogue, dark pasts, lingering trauma, and questioning bi protagonists (plus their new hipster besties).

With that settled, let’s get into everyone else’s work!

To be honest, I dropped the ball pretty hard on my “read more short fiction” goal this year, and did an awful lot of frantic reading in the last month or so. So when I give you my Top Ten of 2017, please keep in mind that while all of these stories are totally awesome and absolutely worthy of your time, there are literally dozens of other awesome stories out there that I never found or got around to reading. Such is the way of life.

Without further ado, and in no particular order:

Top 10 Favorite Short Stories and Novelettes of 2017

1. “Wendy, Darling” – A.C. Wise – Daily Science Fiction (Short Story)

This is a remarkably well-crafted piece of flash fiction that accomplishes so much in such a short period of time. There are any number of Peter Pan stories out there, but this feminist sequel/reinterpretation is probably my favorite of all. Incredibly short, incredibly powerful.

Darling, darling, darling. Not a name anymore. A weapon. A word to soothe, to dismiss, to hush. Be grateful, darling. Be still, darling. Her name taken from her and turned against her. So what does she have left?

2. “Avi Cantor Has Six Months to Live” – Sacha Lamb – The Book Smugglers (Novelette)

I absolutely adore this story. It’s a wonderful YA queer romance between two trans high school students, and despite being neither trans nor Jewish myself, I found Avi’s journey here extremely relatable. This story has it all: curses, friendly demons, found families, trust issues, magic. If you haven’t read it yet, it is well worth your time.

Planning an actual murder would be too much effort, right? It’s not as if I’ve ever done anything to any of them. My list of sins is very short, comprising entirely things I can’t do anything about.

Looks just brown enough that you’re not sure where he’s from. Skips school for weird holidays even though his mom has to work all the time, so he just sits in his room, alone, and eats frozen food from the kosher section. Dresses like a boy, which is a problem, because none of us have any imagination.

It doesn’t seem like enough to kill somebody.

3. “These Constellations Will Be Yours” – Elaine Cuyegkeng – Strange Horizons (Short Story)

This space opera is so entirely my jam. The prose is gorgeous. The universe is so original, a fascinating blend of science fiction and fantasy. Just the idea of precognitive people being permanently hardwired into spaceships for FTL travel, I mean, that’s obviously exciting all on its own. But this story is also about slavery and identity and revolution, and I do not have the words to properly describe its genius or eloquence.

We learned to marry doctrine and precognitive science. We learned that all futures are possible, that nothing is inevitable. It is, in fact, simply a matter of discipline to turn from one future to another, as delicately as a dancer might arrange herself: the composition of her arms, the position of her feet. It is possible to step back from the abyss.

4. “The Sound of His Voice Like the Colour of Salt” – L Chan – The Dark (Short Story)

I have always been drawn to ghost stories, and this, I think, is the best one I’ve read all year. It is atmospheric and lovely, fresh and surprisingly hopeful. Come for the various strange, creepy, and melancholy ghosts, and stay for a conclusion that perfectly caps this bittersweet story.

All ghosts knew three things: that they were dead, that they were tragic and that they were alone. There were other ghosts, of course, but ghosts don’t count for company, ghosts don’t count for family.

5. “Which Super Little Dead Girl Are You? Take Our Quiz and Find Out!” – Nino Cipri – Nightmare (Short Story)

I mean, come on. Look at that title. This story was made for me, people. The whole thing is actually formatted as a personality quiz, which might sound gimmicky, but it just . . . it just works so perfectly here. If you love horror but wish more of it had a stronger emphasis on friendship and feminism and teamwork, this might be the story for you. Seriously, I want this story to be a TV show. I want fanfiction, goddamn it.

You want to scream at them sometimes that you’re still you, you’re still here. But while your screams raise the dead, they don’t do much for the living.

6. “Fandom For Robots” – Vina Jie-Min Prasad – Uncanny (Short Story)

I’ve got such a thing for . . . how do I put this? Like coming of age stories, but for robots, androids, and A.I.’s. Especially if they focus on the robot’s pop culture needs; fellow fans of All Systems Red by Martha Wells should absolutely check out this story, which is pretty damn adorable. Honestly, my only complaint here is that I think this ends a bit abruptly, something I’m willing to concede might be the fanfiction writer in me wishing for a meeting between characters that doesn’t actually take place.

Yes, this is the second short story on this list that’s made me want to write fanfiction. And you know what I call that? Engaging damn work.

Logically, he is aware that time is most likely passing at a normal rate. The Simak Robotics Museum is not within close proximity of a black hole, and there is close to no possibility that time is being dilated. His constant checking of the chronometer to compare it with the countdown page serves no scientific purpose whatsoever.

After fifty milliseconds, Computron checks the countdown page again.

7. “Welcome to Your Authentic Indian Experience” – Rebecca Roanhorse – Apex (Short Story)

By and large, I lean towards feel-good stories; even when the subject matter is dark, the endings tend towards optimism and rebellion and change-for-the-better. This is absolutely not that kind of story. It is, however, an important, well-written, and challenging SF story about both stereotypes and appropriation. It sticks with you, and should. Fellow white people, go read it immediately.

What Theresa doesn’t understand is that Tourists don’t want a real Indian experience.  They want what they see in the movies, and who can blame them? Movie Indians are terrific!  So you watch the same movies the Tourists do, until John Dunbar becomes your spirit animal and Stands with Fists your best girl. You memorize Johnny Depp’s lines from The Lone Ranger and hang a picture of Iron Eyes Cody in your work locker. For a while you are really into Dustin Hoffman’s Little Big Man.

8. “A Place to Grow” – A.T. Greenblatt – Beneath Ceaseless Skies (Short Story)

One of the things I like about this story (about both BCS stories on this list, actually) is that it doesn’t quite feel like anything else I’ve read all year. “A Place to Grow” is set in a universe where whole worlds are continuously created and dismantled in an ongoing and seemingly futile search for a perfect home, at least until one girl refuses to let go of the imperfect home she already has. Highly imaginative, thematically resonate, solid conclusion. This one has a lot of heart.

Lillian was wearing one of her uncles’ old suits again. Her family always wore suits when they were going to tear down a world.

9. “Carnival Nine” – Caroline M. Yoachim – Beneath Ceaseless Skies (Short Story)

The world in this extremely bittersweet story is unique and fascinating, made up of clockwork people who only get so many turns a day to accomplish everything they want or need to do. It’s a story about motherhood, about limitations, about the difference between the life you dreamt you’d have and the life you actually lived. It is, fundamentally, a story about choices, and walks an interesting line between melancholy and fulfillment.

“No, there comes a time when our bodies cannot hold the turns. We all get our thousand days, give or take a few. Then we wind down for the last time. It is the way of things.”

10. “Monster Girls Don’t Cry” – A. Merc Rustad – Uncanny (Short Story)

One of the things I like best about this story–other than the slow, beautiful, impossibly difficult journey towards self-acceptance–is that the main villain here honestly thinks he’s helping. Not because this makes him sympathetic, ha. This guy forever sucks. No, it’s just that he’s such a perfect parallel for all those people who assume everyone wants to hide their otherness, who think that they have some kind of right to “fix” anyone who doesn’t fit their small ideas of normalcy. This story is angry, raw, and lovely, and well worth a read.

Mama was killed by a man who hated monsters.

Or maybe he was afraid of them.

But Mama was dead all the same.

Happy reading, everyone!

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