Okay, I haven’t actually seen Akira yet, but from everything that I’ve heard about it . . . remaking it into a live-action, PG-13 film starring Zac Efron . . . this would be a sign of the end of the times, no? Run for your lives? Weep for your children? The Good Geek Ship Lollipop is going down, kids. Game over, man, GAME OVER!
Let’s hope this one stays at rumor stage.