Saw this on the LJ Movie Buffs Community and decide to steal it/participate. There are fifteen quotes from various movies. You can leave your guesses in the comments section. I’ll post the answers on Wednesday.

1. “I was in the hall. I know because I was there.”

2. “No, no, no. No, Kevin Costner speeches, okay? Let’s just go.”

3. “I know what’s going on. We got a bunch of fucking vampires out there trying to get in here and suck our fucking blood. And that’s it, plain and simple. And I don’t want to hear anything about ‘I don’t believe in vampires’ because I don’t fucking believe in vampires, but I believe in my own two eyes, and what I saw is fucking vampires. Now do we all agree what we are dealing with is vampires?”

4. “Jimmy, take a hit of God instead. You think you can handle the high?”

5. “You are violating my territorial bubble!”

6. “No, I heard what you said. And I’ll admit ‘what’ was a rather banal, cliche, non-colorful response. What I really meant to say was, ‘Why don’t you do the world a big, fat, fucking favor and crawl back into your mother’s womb?'”

7. “Hey, asshole! Yes, you. Look, if you’re gonna jump, jump. Otherwise, use the bridge like everyone else. You’re screwing up traffic down there.”

8. “It was two minutes five minutes ago.”

9. “Sand is overrated. It’s just tiny, little rocks.”

10. “If you were happy everyday of your life, you wouldn’t be a human being. You’d be a game show host.”

11. “I do. I do hate him. He’s totally hateable. Evil niblet fuck.”

12. “You’re like a giant, cock-blocking robot, like developed in a secret fucking government lab.”

13. “My easy going nature is getting sorely fucking tested.”

14. “Poor people are crazy, Jack. I’m eccentric.”

15. “Actors don’t like to play coma. They feel it limits their range.”