Geek Battle of Blood—ROUND THREE!!!

The competition has seriously thinned out over the last two weeks. Only eight contenders left. Only four battles to decide on.

1. HELLBOY VS IRON MAN

Hellboy:

PROS:
Demon. Large and very strong.
Right hand of doom.
Hard to kill. Can heal from many would-be-fatal injuries.
Immunity to fire.

CONS:
Probably not immune to missiles.
Doesn’t come with a tracking system.

Iron Man:

PROS:
Serious body armor.
Can fly.
Did I mention the missiles?

CONS:
Tech malfunctions. The Iron Man suit is powerful, but it can get damaged or lose power, and if the fight is between Hellboy and Tony Stark? Less of a contest.

2. RIPLEY VS THE KILLER RABBIT

Ripley:

PROS:
Certified badass.
BFG gun + power loader.
Taken on giant aliens and lived.

CONS:
Not as quick as the Killer Rabbit.

Killer Rabbit:

PROS:
Jumps so fast it practically flies.
Nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Small. Hard target to hit.

CONS:
A small size also makes it more vulnerable to harm.

3. BATMAN VS BLADE

Batman:

PROS:
All kinds of crazy tech and tools. Surely a Bat-stake in there somewhere.
Can practically fly.
Body armor.
Martial arts master.

CONS:
Still just a human. Not as naturally strong and doesn’t heal as rapidly.

Blade:

PROS:
Super strength.
Super speed.
Great reflexes.
Resilient to injury.

CONS:
Blade has some weapons, but definitely less access to money or best tech. Also, he doesn’t have a cape. You gotta have a cape.

4. THE BRIDE VS MAX

The Bride:

PROS:
Professional, trained assassin.
Ridiculously proficient in multiple weapon. Favors samurai sword.
All sorts of martial arts.
Hard to kill.

CONS:
Human. Not as fast or strong as Max is.
Doesn’t heal as rapidly.

Max:

PROS:
Transgenic with cat DNA. Super strong, super fast, great reflexes, agility, etc.
Engineered and trained to be a supersoldier.
Can jump really high distances.
Doesn’t need sleep.

CONS:
Doesn’t use guns.

All right, folks, that’s it. Results will be posted January 23rd.

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2 Responses to Geek Battle of Blood—ROUND THREE!!!

  1. Jim King says:

    I have a feeling the ultimate champion will be that rabbit…

  2. Claire says:

    It’s going to come to down to Batman vs Killer Rabbit.

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