Someday, I will tire of movie quotes challenges. But not today.
I have ten movie quotes for you to look at. If you know where they’re from, go ahead and leave a comment below. I should probably have the answers up by Friday night. (Give or take a nervous breakdown.)
1. “Oh Jesus. Don’t do that, honey. You don’t want to see Mommy lying in a cigar box covered in licorice.”
2. “Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair: ‘Give me your pies . . . or I’ll cave your head in.'”
3. “Evildoers are easier, and they taste better.”
4. “It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
5. “That was the end of Grogon, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sisters, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!”
6. “You kidnapped me with a candy bar?”
7. “I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go please?”
8. “Either he’s alive or he’s dead, or the cops got him or they don’t.”
9. “Oh my God! That’s my mom’s most favorite piece!”
10. “Right. She’s a reincarnated princess, and I’m a warrior for God.”
My Geek Blasphemy 
1. Poltergeist.
4. Disney, Beauty and the Beast
5. Romancing the Stone
7. BtVS (the movie)
9. Goonies
No. 10 is The Mummy Returns. I’m a little embarassed that this is the only one I got.
Oh, Carlie, I kept meaning to rec this on one of your so-bad-it’s-good movie reviews where it would be slightly more relevant, and kept forgetting. Anyway, I remember now, so if you’ve never seen it, Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace really seems like the kind of thing you’d enjoy. It’s an intentionally so-bad-it’s-good comedy show from 2005 pretending to be a cheapass 80s horror show, sprinkled with interviews from the very quality-delusional fictional creators of the show. There are only six episodes, but the whole thing has been put up on Youtube. This was the first scene from the show, if it sounds interesting.
No freaking clue Carlie! Jez.
2. “Said Simple Simon to the pieman going to the fair: ‘Give me your pies . . . or I’ll cave your head in.’”
Die Hard with a Vengeance
4. “It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Beauty and the Beast
5. “That was the end of Grogon, the man who killed my father, raped and murdered my sisters, burned my ranch, shot my dog, and stole my Bible!”
Romancing the Stone
6. “You kidnapped me with a candy bar?”
7. “I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go please?”
10. “Right. She’s a reincarnated princess, and I’m a warrior for God.”
Darn it! I know I know these ones!!! 😦
2. Die Hard with a Vengeance
3. Interview with the Vampire
4. Beauty and the Beast
5. Romancing the Stone
6. The Chase
9. Goonies
10. Mummy 2
I have no clue about 1 or 8 and 7 is driving me crazy!! All I know is it’s a guy speaking.