The movie I will be watching and reviewing before 2016 as punishment for not completing my Best Picture Challenge is . . .
Showgirls
Votes were all over the place this go-around (I think everything got at least one vote except Troll 2, Manos: Hands of Fate, and the first three episodes of Birds of Prey), but the true battle was always between Showgirls and The Wicker Man. In the end, Showgirls — a movie that won seven Razzie Awards (not counting special anniversary Razzies) and was nominated for six more — won the day. In a manner of speaking.
Can it possibly be worse than Battlefield Earth? Only time (and the amount of blood tears I shed) will tell.
…From somewhere far, far away, there comes the sound of maniacal laughter.
I thoroughly look forward to reading your review of this feature-length porno.