It’s pretty simple, folks. I’ve selected a quote. You tell me what movie it’s from. If you see BOB in the quote, do not be fooled. BOB is my customary substitution for any character name. BOB is (probably) not in this movie.

1. “Would you just die already? This is hard enough for me.”

2. “All right. You want a plan? Everybody want a plan? Here’s the plan, okay? No one’s gonna move. We’re gonna stay here, like this, in this room until dawn. No one leaves, no one moves. And if he tries anything, I’m gonna shoot him! And if there’s something out there and it comes in here, I’m gonna shoot it! And if anyone of us tries anything, I’m gonna shoot ’em!”

3. “Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps.”

4. “It’s a Carbondale. It’s from 1910, made from the same steel as the Titanic.”
“Wow. Can you crack it?”
“Well here’s the thing. It doesn’t do so well with cold. You remember what that iceberg did, right?”
“Yeah, it killed DiCaprio.”

5. “You can’t be desperately in love when you’re fourteen years old.”

6. “How would you like a swift punch on the nose?”
“I tremble at the thought of such violence.”

7. “If we do happen to make contact, I expect nothing less than gratuitous violence from the lot of you.”

8. “She’s so refined. I think I’ll kill myself.”

9. “Don’t just stand there, do something!”
“Help. Police. Murder.”

10. “I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam.”

11. “You’re cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.”
“Who?”
“Not too bright, though.”

12. “BOB, if you ask me, and you haven’t, I think this is a terrible idea.”

Leave your guesses in the comments section. I’ll post the answers probably Tuesday or Wednesday of next week!