Holy shit, it’s actually here! My debut short story collection YOU FED US TO THE ROSES is officially out today!
You may enjoy reading it if you like fairy tales, slashers, witches, noir, ghost stories, “high school is literally hell” stories, and stories about survivors.
Paperback and ebook are both available here! (Hardcover will hopefully be coming soon.) Alternatively, if you’d like to buy an ebook and would prefer not to use Amazon, there are multiple options here too!
I haven’t slept yet, so I’m going to try and collapse on my bed soon, but assume that—spiritually—I’m basically doing zoomies around the house today.
My Geek Blasphemy 
OMGODDESS!!!! I’M SO PROUD OF YOU!!! 🥰
Awww, thank you!!!!!!!!!
My preordered copy is sitting at the top of my TBR pile, just in time for Halloween reading.
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Whoo, that’s amazing! I’m gonna go order it.
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15 Eulogies Scribbled Inside a Hello Kitty Notebook made me ugly cry for like 20 minutes, you bastard. 😛
The appropriate response to this comment, surely, would be something like “awww” or “oh noes, I’m sorry for causing you emotional distress!” Regretfully, I must inform you that, in actuality, I cackled with delight. 😬🤣🥰