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Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
“Isn’t This Fun? It’s Like a Sleepover.”
Birds of Prey (and The Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) apparently underperformed at the box office last weekend–although, also kind of not, like, maybe we could wait half a second before pronouncing it DOA and throwing its corpse to the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Ali Wong, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Birds of Prey, Black Canary, Cassandra Cain, Chris Messina, Comic Book Movies, Competence Kink, Costumes are AMAZING, DC, Ella Jay Basco, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Fight Scene Made of Win, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, Harley Quinn, Huntress, Jurnee Smollett-Bell, LADY DIRECTOR!, Maniacal Laughter, Margot Robbie, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Renee Montoya, Rich People Suck, Rosie Perez, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Sidekicks Rock, superheroes
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Year of Monsters: The Invisible Man
I’ve never considered myself a science person, partially because I have no natural aptitude for it, partially because the science you learn in high school isn’t the kind of shit that interests me. (Well, mostly. We did get to learn … Continue reading
Posted in MEGA REWATCH, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged B&W, Bechdel Fail, Book Adaptation, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Mad Scientist, Maniacal Laughter, The Unnecessary Love Story, This Ending Sucks, This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Universal Classic Monsters, Year of Monsters
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Year of Monsters: It Came From Outer Space
Today’s film–chosen randomly because I like a little organized chaos in my life–is It Came From Outer Space. This is a fantastic title: evocative, mysterious, charmingly cheesy. And the movie was based on a story treatment by Ray Bradbury, which, that’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Aliens, B&W, Bechdel Fail, Damsel Me, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Not Exactly Girl Power, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Science Fiction, Sloooow. So Sloooow., Why Don't I Slip You Into Something More "Comfortable", Year of Monsters
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Year of Monsters: The Mummy
I adore The Mummy (1999). I adore The Mummy Returns. I do not adore The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella, but to be fair, I only watched about ten minutes of it. Maybe it gets better. (It … Continue reading
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Tagged Boris Karloff, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Monster Movie, Mummies!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Originals Vs Remakes, Padmé's School of Sudden Love, PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Reincarnation, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Pet is Doomed., The Unnecessary Love Story, Universal Classic Monsters, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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“A Pack of Vultures At the Feast: Knives Out, Beaks Bloody.”
Thanksgiving is a weird holiday, a stressful mix of good food, family dysfunction, and bullshit historical narratives. (Football and parades, too, if that’s your jam. FWIW, today also happens to be my birthday, and as you read this, I may … Continue reading
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Tagged Ana de Armas, Christopher Plummer, Daniel "007" Craig, Detective Movie!, Detectives, Family Dysfunction, I Heart You Chris Evans, Incompetent Cops, Jamie Lee Curtis!, Katherine Langford, Lakeith Stanfield, Michael Shannon, Murder Mystery!, Mystery Comedy, Rian Johnson, Rich People Suck, Toni Collette
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“I Love You 3,000.”
For a while now, I’ve been trying to maximize my time and minimize my excessive word counts with my Triple Scoop Reviews; today, however, we’re going back to the old standard because Avengers: Endgame is kinda the end of an … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Ageless Paul Rudd, Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Anthony Mackie Is On Your Left, Captain Brie Larson, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Always Be Pepper To Me, Hayley "Agent Carter" Atwell, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Said I Wanted to Retire Not DIE, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, It's Bradley Cooper!, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, Jimmy Noooo!, Josh Brolin, KAREN GILLAN, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Scarlett Johansson Kicks Ass, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, TILDA, Time Jump, Time Travel!, Tom Holland Is My Favorite Spider-Man, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON., You're Fat! That's Hilarious!, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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