Carlie St. George
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Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
MEGA REWATCH – Mission: Impossible III
It’s been almost a couple months since I watched the epic fail that was Mission: Impossible II. Now, it’s time for the only M:I movie I’ve never seen before, the one where Ethan doesn’t quite succeed at living a double … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, All Hail Simon Pegg, Bechdel Fail, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, CPR is Magic!, Damsel Me, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Jimmy Noooo!, JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams, Mighty Hammer Strike CPR, Mission Impossible, Spies, Tom Cruise, Villain Fail
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MEGA REWATCH: Mission Impossible II
I was not a fan of Mission Impossible II when it first came out almost 20 years ago. I was about 15, give or take, and I remember hating how the movie had changed gears from clever espionage thriller to … Continue reading
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Tagged All Teams Need a Hacker, Bechdel Fail, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, I Don't Need This Weapon. The Only Weapon I Need Is My Fist., I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Mission Impossible, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Sir Anthony "Fava Beans" Hopkins, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, The Amazing Thandie Newton, The One Girl, Tom Cruise, VING, Wow That's a Terrible Fight Scene
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“You Said Nothing Comes Back. But Something Has.”
I had every intention of seeing Annihilation in theaters; unfortunately, it only stayed on the big screen for roughly seven seconds before disappearing into the void, infuriating me to no end. However, now that I’ve finally had the opportunity? Honestly, … Continue reading
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Tagged Aliens, Books To Movies, Gina Rodriguez, Horror, I'm Queer. And Dead., Jimmy Noooo!, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac Is So Pretty, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, Scene Stealers, SF, Whitewashing Are We?, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON.
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“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”
Okay, folks. Nearly a week after everyone else, I have finally seen Infinity War. Most people loved it. Some people really didn’t. And I’m pretty much right where I expected to be: firmly in the middle. Try and contain your shock.
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Tagged Action!, Aliens, Avengers, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Benicio, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Cliffhanger!, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, Everyone Loves the Geek, Evil Aliens, I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, Invasion Movie, Jimmy Noooo!, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, PRIORITIES, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Russo Brothers, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Well That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff., Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“I Miss The Days When One’s Biggest Concern Was Exploding Wind-Up Penguins.”
Well. I finally saw it. I FINALLY watched Justice League. Man. That was a “meh” movie if I ever saw one.
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Bad Sequels, Batman!, CGI Fail, Comic Book Movies, DC, Everyone Loves the Geek, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Justice League, Scene Stealers, superheroes, Superman, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Flash, The One Girl, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Wonder Woman
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“WAKANDA FOREVER!”
I went to see Black Panther last Sunday, mostly excited but also a little nervous. Not so much on the “Hollywood-fucks-up-black-representation” front; reviews had been pretty overwhelmingly positive about that. In fact, save for a few racist trolls saying the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Amazing Special Effects, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Comic Book Movies, Competence Kink, Costumes are AMAZING, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, DISNEY, Everyone Loves the Geek, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, I Spy Angela Bassett, I Spy Forest Whitaker, Look! It's Martin Freeman!, Lupita Nyong'o!, MARVEL, MICHAEL B. JORDAN, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Queer Erasure, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, Strong Female Character!, superheroes, The Dead Meat Character, The Sacrifice Play, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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