Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS

“You Said Nothing Comes Back. But Something Has.”

Posted on September 19, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

I had every intention of seeing Annihilation in theaters; unfortunately, it only stayed on the big screen for roughly seven seconds before disappearing into the void, infuriating me to no end. However, now that I’ve finally had the opportunity? Honestly, … Continue reading →

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“Family Was Always An F-Word For Me.”

Posted on May 23, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

My Most Anticipated Movie of 2018 was not Infinity War. It wasn’t Solo: A Star Wars Story. It certainly wasn’t that terrible looking remake of Overboard. No, the movie I wanted to see, more than anything, was Deadpool 2. Now … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Alan Tudyk is the Best, Awesome Ending, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Comic Book Movies, DEADPOOL, FOUND FAMILY, Good Sequels, Hello Matt Damon, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Love My Meta, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Love Me Some Ryan Reynolds, MARVEL, Mutants, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Sidekicks Rock, superheroes, The Sacrifice Play, Time Travel!, X-Men | 4 Comments

“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”

Posted on May 4, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Okay, folks. Nearly a week after everyone else, I have finally seen Infinity War. Most people loved it. Some people really didn’t. And I’m pretty much right where I expected to be: firmly in the middle. Try and contain your shock.

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Aliens, Avengers, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Benicio, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Cliffhanger!, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, Everyone Loves the Geek, Evil Aliens, I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, Invasion Movie, Jimmy Noooo!, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, PRIORITIES, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Russo Brothers, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Well That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff., Zoe Saldana is the Best | 11 Comments

“I Miss The Days When One’s Biggest Concern Was Exploding Wind-Up Penguins.”

Posted on April 26, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Well. I finally saw it. I FINALLY watched Justice League. Man. That was a “meh” movie if I ever saw one.

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Bad Sequels, Batman!, CGI Fail, Comic Book Movies, DC, Everyone Loves the Geek, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Justice League, Scene Stealers, superheroes, Superman, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Flash, The One Girl, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Wonder Woman | 2 Comments

“WAKANDA FOREVER!”

Posted on February 23, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

I went to see Black Panther last Sunday, mostly excited but also a little nervous. Not so much on the “Hollywood-fucks-up-black-representation” front; reviews had been pretty overwhelmingly positive about that. In fact, save for a few racist trolls saying the … Continue reading →

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“We’re A Very Odd Family, Charles. There’s Lots of Ruthlessness in Us.”

Posted on February 2, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Lately, Mek and I have been on something of an Agatha Christie kick, so recently we checked out an adaptation of one of her novels–a novel, coincidentally, that neither of us have read: Crooked House. There’s potential here. But there … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Agatha Christie, Books To Movies, Damn My Evil Sibling, Detective Movie!, Detectives, Editing Fail, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, I Worship Gillian Anderson, Jimmy Noooo!, Kids Are Creepy, Murder Mystery!, Never Fear. Glenn Close Is Here., Not My Favorite Character!, Scene Stealers, Siblings Unite!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Unnecessary Flashbacks Strike Again! | 2 Comments

“Better Swim, Rennie, Before Jason Pulls You Down.”

Posted on November 2, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

Hello again! Apologies for my long absence–it’s been pretty chaotic here. Part of that, certainly, is because of the Northern California fires that hit my community pretty hard. But it’s also because I’ve been working on a novel all year, … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Bad Horror, Bad Sequels, Damsel Me, FRIDAY THE 13TH, Horror, Not Exactly Girl Power, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh Look It's New York Again, Parent(s) Are Evil, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why?, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice | Leave a comment

Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS

“You Said Nothing Comes Back. But Something Has.”

“Family Was Always An F-Word For Me.”

“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”

“I Miss The Days When One’s Biggest Concern Was Exploding Wind-Up Penguins.”

“WAKANDA FOREVER!”

“We’re A Very Odd Family, Charles. There’s Lots of Ruthlessness in Us.”

“Better Swim, Rennie, Before Jason Pulls You Down.”

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