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Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Year of Monsters: The Mummy
I adore The Mummy (1999). I adore The Mummy Returns. I do not adore The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella, but to be fair, I only watched about ten minutes of it. Maybe it gets better. (It … Continue reading
Posted in MEGA REWATCH, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Boris Karloff, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Monster Movie, Mummies!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Originals Vs Remakes, Padmé's School of Sudden Love, PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Reincarnation, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Pet is Doomed., The Unnecessary Love Story, Universal Classic Monsters, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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“A Pack of Vultures At the Feast: Knives Out, Beaks Bloody.”
Thanksgiving is a weird holiday, a stressful mix of good food, family dysfunction, and bullshit historical narratives. (Football and parades, too, if that’s your jam. FWIW, today also happens to be my birthday, and as you read this, I may … Continue reading
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Tagged Ana de Armas, Christopher Plummer, Daniel "007" Craig, Detective Movie!, Detectives, Family Dysfunction, I Heart You Chris Evans, Incompetent Cops, Jamie Lee Curtis!, Katherine Langford, Lakeith Stanfield, Michael Shannon, Murder Mystery!, Mystery Comedy, Rian Johnson, Rich People Suck, Toni Collette
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“I Love You 3,000.”
For a while now, I’ve been trying to maximize my time and minimize my excessive word counts with my Triple Scoop Reviews; today, however, we’re going back to the old standard because Avengers: Endgame is kinda the end of an … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Ageless Paul Rudd, Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Anthony Mackie Is On Your Left, Captain Brie Larson, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Always Be Pepper To Me, Hayley "Agent Carter" Atwell, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Said I Wanted to Retire Not DIE, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, It's Bradley Cooper!, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, Jimmy Noooo!, Josh Brolin, KAREN GILLAN, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Scarlett Johansson Kicks Ass, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, TILDA, Time Jump, Time Travel!, Tom Holland Is My Favorite Spider-Man, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON., You're Fat! That's Hilarious!, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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MEGA REWATCH – Mission: Impossible III
It’s been almost a couple months since I watched the epic fail that was Mission: Impossible II. Now, it’s time for the only M:I movie I’ve never seen before, the one where Ethan doesn’t quite succeed at living a double … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, All Hail Simon Pegg, Bechdel Fail, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, CPR is Magic!, Damsel Me, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Jimmy Noooo!, JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams, Mighty Hammer Strike CPR, Mission Impossible, Spies, Tom Cruise, Villain Fail
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MEGA REWATCH: Mission Impossible II
I was not a fan of Mission Impossible II when it first came out almost 20 years ago. I was about 15, give or take, and I remember hating how the movie had changed gears from clever espionage thriller to … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged All Teams Need a Hacker, Bechdel Fail, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, I Don't Need This Weapon. The Only Weapon I Need Is My Fist., I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Mission Impossible, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Sir Anthony "Fava Beans" Hopkins, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, The Amazing Thandie Newton, The One Girl, Tom Cruise, VING, Wow That's a Terrible Fight Scene
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“You Said Nothing Comes Back. But Something Has.”
I had every intention of seeing Annihilation in theaters; unfortunately, it only stayed on the big screen for roughly seven seconds before disappearing into the void, infuriating me to no end. However, now that I’ve finally had the opportunity? Honestly, … Continue reading
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Tagged Aliens, Books To Movies, Gina Rodriguez, Horror, I'm Queer. And Dead., Jimmy Noooo!, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Natalie Portman, Oscar Isaac Is So Pretty, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, Scene Stealers, SF, Whitewashing Are We?, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON.
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