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Category Archives: SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
“Better Swim, Rennie, Before Jason Pulls You Down.”
Hello again! Apologies for my long absence–it’s been pretty chaotic here. Part of that, certainly, is because of the Northern California fires that hit my community pretty hard. But it’s also because I’ve been working on a novel all year, … Continue reading
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Tagged Bad Horror, Bad Sequels, Damsel Me, FRIDAY THE 13TH, Horror, Not Exactly Girl Power, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh Look It's New York Again, Parent(s) Are Evil, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Why Are You Daring the Person Who Wants to Kill You? Why?, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
I’ve been super excited to see Atomic Blonde, ever since I first saw the trailer back in April. However, I couldn’t help but notice that there was like almost zero buzz about the movie after it initially came out, at … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Charlize Will Always Be Furiosa to Me, Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves The 80's, Faun James McAvoy, Fight Scene Made of Win, Hey It's Toby Jones, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., I'm Queer. And Dead., It's John Goodman!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, McAvoy, No One Wants a Triple Agent, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Spies, The Dead Meat Character, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists.
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“John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
I didn’t love John Wick the way other people did, but I enjoyed it well enough to Netflix the sequel. The verdict? I liked it. Probably more than the first one, honestly.
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Ending, Bechdel Fail, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Good Sequels, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Ian McShane, it's Morpheus! Er I Mean Laurence Fishburne, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Leguizamo, Loyal Right Hand Man, Miscast Much?, Not My Favorite Character!, Oh Look It's New York Again, Professional Scene Chewer: Peter Stormare, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up! I Can't Hear Keanu!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality.
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“I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!”
Well, I finally went to see Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2. I’ve seen people on both sides of this one, but personally I thought it was pretty great.
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Tagged "We're Not So Very Different You and I.", Action!, Aliens, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Comic Book Movies, Good Sequels, I Love Me A Good Cameo., It Was ME All Along!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, James Gunn Is So Awesome and So Weird, Kurt Russell Will Always Be An Elk Snout Mountain Man to Me, Long But Doesn't FEEL Long, MARVEL, Not Exactly Girl Power, Parent(s) Are Evil, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, Space Opera, superheroes, The Sacrifice Play, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“Cars Can’t Fly, Dom! Cars Can’t Fly!”
Well, I reviewed Fast and Furious 6. Might as well review Furious 7. When it comes to one-upping the previous movie on completely ludicrous stunts . . . this is a “hold my beer” franchise, isn’t it?
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Tagged Action!, Amazing Special Effects, Amnesia!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Camp To The Max, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Fight Scene Made of Win, Good Sequels, Guilty Pleasures, Helicopters Will Kill You Dead, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Jason Statham, Kurt Russell Will Always Be An Elk Snout Mountain Man to Me, LA Story, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Martial Arts!, Michelle Rodriguez Kicks Ass and Chews Bubblegum, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Siblings Unite!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, THE ROCK, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?
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“Plan B? We Need A Plan C, D, E. We Need More Alphabet.”
The Fast and The Furious movies fascinate me. Not so much the movies themselves, necessarily, but how passionate people are about them. I watched the original film back whenever it came out, what, 15 years ago? And I’ve gotta tell … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, Amnesia!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Competence Kink, Fight Scene Made of Win, Good Sequels, Guilty Pleasures, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Incompetent Cops, Jimmy Noooo!, Michelle Rodriguez Kicks Ass and Chews Bubblegum, Not My Favorite Character!, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., Scene Stealers, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, THE ROCK, The Sacrifice Play, Totally Called It, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?
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