[NOTE: This Monday Morning Blasphemous Poll is neither blasphemous nor being posted on a Monday. Because on this blog, I . . . am . . . GOD!]

[Additional Note: The previous note’s statement about the nature of my divinity would carry a lot more weight if this entire poll wasn’t about punishing me for my made-up sins and silly failures.]

Well, I set myself a few challenges this year, and while I completed some of them, I failed — miserably — at others. For various reasons, I came nowhere near watching and reviewing all the 24 horror movies I assigned myself . . . and so I must pay penance.

The nature of that penance, to an extent, is up to you.

I have a list of eight films. These films are widely considered to be some of the worst movies ever made. I have never seen any of them because even my love for shitty movies only goes so far . . . until now.

Sometime before March 2013, I will watch and review one of these movies. The question is: which one do you want to read a review/total snarkfest of?

This poll will be open one week and one day. I will likely post the results December 27th.

[Final Note: Please be merciful. For the love of God, HAVE MERCY!]