Tag Archives: 2016 Disney Princess Movie Challenge

The 2016 Movie Superlatives (Only Two Weeks Late!)

Posted on January 12, 2017 by

Let me be honest with you guys: 2016 was not my best year for movies. On the upside, I finished my Disney Princess Movie Challenge! On the downside, well . . . 2016 was probably a record low for how … Continue reading →

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“It Is Not Nice To Throw People!”

Posted on December 27, 2016 by

This is it! THIS IS IT! The last Disney Princess Movie! HA HA HA, no one can force me to watch a terrible punishment movie now because I am a WINNER!!!!!! Ahem. Unlike virtually everyone else on the planet, I’ve … Continue reading →

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“I’ll Not Let You Kill My Mother!”

Posted on December 22, 2016 by

At some point, I’m gonna have time to go see Rogue One and write a review about it, but the way this month is going, probably not until 2017, long after everyone else has finished discussing it and moved on to … Continue reading →

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“You Broke My Smolder.”

Posted on December 16, 2016 by

Three movies left and just over two weeks to go. Let’s get into our next Disney Princess Movie: Tangled. Not gonna lie, guys: this is one of my favorites.

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“It’s Not Slime. It’s Mucus!”

Posted on December 7, 2016 by

It’s time to head back to the Disney Princess Movie Challenge. This time we’re discussing The Princess and The Frog, which is kind-of-sort-of based on “The Frog Prince,” but not the hilarious version where the ungrateful princess tries to murder … Continue reading →

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“You Said You Trust Ping. Why Is Mulan Any Different?”

Posted on November 16, 2016 by

Time to carry on to our next Disney Princess movie: Mulan. I’m going to critique it–because you do you and all–but overall, I enjoyed this movie.

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“Pocahontas, That Tree Is Talking To Me.”

Posted on November 10, 2016 by

ETA: Trying to get back to business as usual, at least for the moment, though fair warning: there may be more political talk in the future. There may also not be; I don’t have any specific plans right now. But just … Continue reading →

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“Phenomenal Cosmic Powers! Itty Bitty Living Space!”

Posted on July 13, 2016 by

Time to get back on track with our Disney Princess Movies. Next up: This is the first time I’ve seen Aladdin in at least twenty years, and I’m relieved to find that I still enjoy it. You know, except for … Continue reading →

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“Master, I Could Be Wrong, But That Might Not Be The Best Way to Win The Girl’s Affections.”

Posted on May 31, 2016 by

Continuing with Disney . . . let us now move on to my childhood favorite: Beauty and the Beast. Objectivity may or may not not be found in this review. I have all kinds of nostalgia for this one, so … Continue reading →

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“It’s She Who Holds Her Tongue Who Gets a Man.”

Posted on May 26, 2016 by

We’re approaching the end of May, and I’ve only watched three of my Disney Princess movies. This will not stand. Who knows what you hell beasts will make me watch if I fail my 2016 challenge. Time to pick up the … Continue reading →

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