Tag Archives: Awful Video Game Adaptations

“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times. This is my first Uwe … Continue reading

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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . . Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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“Semper Fi, Motherfucker!”

The “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon continues with . . . This isn’t so much ridiculous as it is kind of boring.

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