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Awful Video Game Adaptations

“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

February 12, 2012July 23, 2018 / mygeekblasphemy / 12 Comments

The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times.

This is my first Uwe Boll movie, and I feel certain that my life will never be the same again.

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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

August 11, 2011April 4, 2012 / mygeekblasphemy / 6 Comments

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . .

Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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“Semper Fi, Motherfucker!”

August 3, 2011April 4, 2012 / mygeekblasphemy / 5 Comments

The “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon continues with . . .

This isn’t so much ridiculous as it is kind of boring.

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