“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

February 12, 2012July 23, 2018 / mygeekblasphemy / 12 Comments

The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times.

This is my first Uwe Boll movie, and I feel certain that my life will never be the same again.

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“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

August 11, 2011April 4, 2012 / mygeekblasphemy / 6 Comments

Finally, I conclude my “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon with . . .

Nothing on God’s green earth could have prepared me for this movie.

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“Semper Fi, Motherfucker!”

August 3, 2011April 4, 2012 / mygeekblasphemy / 5 Comments

The “Worst Video Game Adaptation” Movie Marathon continues with . . .

This isn’t so much ridiculous as it is kind of boring.

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My Geek Blasphemy

Awful Video Game Adaptations

“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

“I Just Want Total Domination of One American City! Is That Too Much to Ask? IS IT?”

“Semper Fi, Motherfucker!”