Tag Archives: Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson

Coming Soon-Ish: Blondes, Clowns, and Apocalypses (Including Ragnarok!)

Posted on April 14, 2017 by

Thor: Ragnarok You’ve all seen this, of course. The whole teaser is fun, like, there’s so much going on: holy shit Mjolnir, and all the goddamn iconic hats and headpieces, and the teeny-tiny glimpses of Idris Elba and Karl Urban. Not … Continue reading →

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“Keeping You At A Disadvantage Is An Advantage I Intend to Keep.”

Posted on January 17, 2017 by

Mekaela and I chose to celebrate New Years Eve with the things we love best: cookies, tacos, caffeinated beverages that may or may not have had booze in them, and–of course–movies, the first of which ended up being Quentin Tarantino’s … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Cowboys, Babysitters, and The Joker’s Crappy Origin Story

Posted on April 29, 2016 by

The Magnificent Seven So, this looks cool. It’s not the all-girl version of The Magnificent Seven I was dreaming of, but Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Matt Bomer, Byung-hun Lee, Vincent D’Onofrio,     and some big ass guns? Could be … Continue reading →

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And the Great Horror Remake Shall Be . . .

Posted on October 14, 2015 by

Last week, I asked (and in some cases, begged) you to pick which classic horror movie you’d most like to see remade. It turned out to be a pretty tough battle, but in the end a victor arose. Quentin Tarantino … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Final Girls, Boy Scouts, and Quentin Tarantino

Posted on August 28, 2015 by

The Final Girls Okay, so, this movie was basically made for me. It’s like Scream meets Last Action Hero, or The Purple Rose of Cairo. I know some people are tired of the whole meta-horror comedy thing, but what can … Continue reading →

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“Manners Maketh Man.”

Posted on March 16, 2015 by

The internet provides many things we once found elsewhere: rants, recipes, porn, personality quizzes. It’s the main place I look for movie news and trailers, so it’s pretty rare when I go to the theater and see a preview for something that’s … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: ZOMG Avengers: Age of Ultron

Posted on October 23, 2014 by

Okay, I just watched this trailer, like, three times in a row. I have no clinical analysis here, just squee, like all the squee. Could James Spader finally provide Marvel with a villain other than Loki who’s actually interesting? Could … Continue reading →

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