Tag Archives: Bloody Hearts

“Mr. Cop, Can You Put Away Your Gun? Cause You’re Making Everybody Nervous.”

Valentine’s Day has come and gone. You know what this means. So-Bad-It’s . . . no, it’s really just bad horror. Your entry for this year’s Bloody Hearts is a spectacularly terrible film called House of Nine, a movie that’s … Continue reading

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“You Were Supposed to Rescue Us.”

Valentine’s Day is soon upon us. You (might) know what that means. Bloody Hearts has come. Let us mock . . . Open Grave.

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“Don’t You Just Love Happy Endings?”

A while ago, my friend Rob got his hands on a huge stack of absolutely terrible horror movies and, knowing our passion for such films, sent the entire collection to my sister and I because Rob is, quite truly, the … Continue reading

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“I Like You.”

It’s February, people. The month of luv. But for those of you who are bored of luv — and who can blame you, if you are — we at My Geek Blasphemy have something better to offer you instead: murder, … Continue reading

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“Chaos, Chaos In The Flesh.”

One of the movies that was deemed unworthy for Bloody Hearts: Believe it or not, it doesn’t actually start out too bad. . . . and then Ben Affleck pops up in a cowboy hat.

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“Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, One Is Dead, And So Are You.”

Supposedly, Quentin Tarantino has said that My Bloody Valentine is his favorite slasher film of all time. I just don’t get it.

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“Just Because You Can’t See Something, Doesn’t Mean It Can’t Kill You.”

The 2012 Bloody Hearts fest begins with a horror movie that’s so bad, it holds a 1% rating on Rotten Tomatoes and is widely considered to be one of the worst films of all times. This is my first Uwe … Continue reading

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