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Triple Scoop Reviews: The Call, Event Horizon, and Ready Or Not

The Call First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Crap, I don’t even remember. Amazon, maybe? Spoilers: Yes Grade: Strawberry So, I actually watched this with my folks shortly before I went on vacation, and initially, … Continue reading

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“Why Is There A Watermelon There?”

It’s the final week of the Clarion West Write-a-Thon and, coincidentally, my last week before vacation. Which means you probably won’t see me around much for a little while. Before I go, though, I have my second (and final) WaT … Continue reading

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“Cars Can’t Fly, Dom! Cars Can’t Fly!”

Well, I reviewed Fast and Furious 6. Might as well review Furious 7. When it comes to one-upping the previous movie on completely ludicrous stunts . . . this is a “hold my beer” franchise, isn’t it?

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Coming Soon-Ish: Final Girls, Boy Scouts, and Quentin Tarantino

The Final Girls Okay, so, this movie was basically made for me. It’s like Scream meets Last Action Hero, or The Purple Rose of Cairo. I know some people are tired of the whole meta-horror comedy thing, but what can … Continue reading

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“Well, What Does She Expect? You Leave Your Navigator Lying Around, Naturally Somebody is Going to Run Over Him.”

Sometimes, when I’m not around to entertain her with my sheer awesomeness, Mekaela watches movies without me. These are usually movies I have little to no interest in, and if they end up being particularly crazy and/or dumb, I’m liable to … Continue reading

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“Can You Not Hit Me in the Head With a Rocket Launcher While I’m Trying to Drive?”

So, we rented a serious movie and a silly movie. I’ll let you decide which one you think White House Down is.

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“People Must Know That They’re Going to Die, and Yet They Live as Though They Never Will.”

I am definitely behind on my westerns. I need to catch up if I don’t want to subject myself to another horrifying experience like Battlefield Earth. Which I don’t. I really, really don’t. So Mek and I watched The Good, the Bad, … Continue reading

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