Tag Archives: Epidemic Movie

“Wicked is Good.”

I’ve never read The Maze Runner and I didn’t hear particularly good things about the movie. And yet I watched it anyway and we all know why: Stiles. The thing is, The Maze Runner actually has a decent amount of potential. … Continue reading

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“You Were Supposed to Rescue Us.”

Valentine’s Day is soon upon us. You (might) know what that means. Bloody Hearts has come. Let us mock . . . Open Grave.

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“Don’t Ask Me Why I Can’t Leave Without My Wife, And I Won’t Ask Why You Can.”

Finally, the last movie to come from Splatterfest’s leftovers . . . This is a decent (if somewhat flawed) horror movie about your neighbors trying to kill you.

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“The Average Person Touches Their Face Three to Five Times Every Waking Minute.”

Despite having worked in a hospital for the past five years, I’m really not much of a germaphobe. I just can’t work up the energy to sanitize every single little thing I touch—those are precious seconds that I could be … Continue reading

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“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading

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