Carlie St. George
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Tag Archives: Helpful News Broadcast
“Boy, Have We Got a Vacation For You.”
Next year, HBO will be airing a new television series, a genre-bending western about killer robots. Said series is called Westworld, and if “western” plus “killer robots” wasn’t enough to excite you (you clearly unexcitable heathen), it’s also got an interesting … Continue reading
“I Never Met Parry. But I Know Psychologically He’s No Killer.”
When I completed my 2013 Western Challenge, I was pretty burnt out on the genre. Basically, I didn’t want to look John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in the face for months. I couldn’t say the same for film noir, though, because … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Books To Movies, Heart Knowledge!, Helpful News Broadcast, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., If I Can't Have You, Loyal Right Hand Man, Never Stand In Front Of Windows, Not Exactly Girl Power, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Villain Fail, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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“I’m Not Bad. I’m Just Drawn That Way.”
After Bob Hoskins passed away on Wednesday, Mekaela and I ended up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We used to own this movie on VHS, but we never ended up replacing it after our VCR died a sad and whining death … Continue reading
“I Guess There’s No Such Thing as Safe Sex with a Werewolf.”
Continuing on with bad horror films . . . There’s a sliver of a decent movie somewhere inside Cursed, but it’s mostly buried under worthless characters, inconsistent humor, and a pretty weak lead performance from Christina Ricci.
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Bad Horror, Camp To The Max, CGI Fail, Cheap Red Herring Villain, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Fortune Tellers, Gore!, Helpful News Broadcast, Horror, Horror Comedies, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Not Exactly Girl Power, Protagonist I Hate You, Siblings Unite!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Werewolves, Wes Craven, When Good Actors Go Bad
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“That’s Not A Plan. That’s a Shit Sandwich Without Bread.”
Many years ago, I watched the original Red Dawn. I know I did. I actually remember sitting down to watch it. And yet . . . and yet it’s like the entire experience was wiped from my mind, like something traumatic … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, America Is Awesome!, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., CGI Fail, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Coming-Of-Age Movies, Editing Fail, Helpful News Broadcast, Invasion Movie, Jeffrey Dean Morgan FTW, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Oh the Controversy, Originals Vs Remakes, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, REVENGE!, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, That Is Not An American Accent, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The WIll to Kill, This Had Potential. It Just Failed.
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