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“Say Goodbye To Classical Reality.”

Posted on July 23, 2019 by

I have something of a hit-and-miss relationship with John Carpenter’s work. I adore The Thing. I like Big Trouble in Little China. Escape from New York is enjoyable enough, but ultimately, I liked Snake Plissken more than the actual movie itself. Halloween … Continue reading →

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“Boy, Have We Got a Vacation For You.”

Posted on September 15, 2015 by

Next year, HBO will be airing a new television series, a genre-bending western about killer robots. Said series is called Westworld, and if “western” plus “killer robots” wasn’t enough to excite you (you clearly unexcitable heathen), it’s also got an interesting … Continue reading →

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“I Never Met Parry. But I Know Psychologically He’s No Killer.”

Posted on December 18, 2014 by

When I completed my 2013 Western Challenge, I was pretty burnt out on the genre. Basically, I didn’t want to look John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in the face for months. I couldn’t say the same for film noir, though, because … Continue reading →

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“I’m Not Bad. I’m Just Drawn That Way.”

Posted on May 5, 2014 by

After Bob Hoskins passed away on Wednesday, Mekaela and I ended up watching Who Framed Roger Rabbit. We used to own this movie on VHS, but we never ended up replacing it after our VCR died a sad and whining death … Continue reading →

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“I Guess There’s No Such Thing as Safe Sex with a Werewolf.”

Posted on October 24, 2013 by

Continuing on with bad horror films . . . There’s a sliver of a decent movie somewhere inside Cursed, but it’s mostly buried under worthless characters, inconsistent humor, and a pretty weak lead performance from Christina Ricci.

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“That’s Not A Plan. That’s a Shit Sandwich Without Bread.”

Posted on June 17, 2013 by

Many years ago, I watched the original Red Dawn. I know I did. I actually remember sitting down to watch it. And yet . . . and yet it’s like the entire experience was wiped from my mind, like something traumatic … Continue reading →

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“Kiss Me, Fat Boy!”

Posted on March 29, 2013 by

Back for more Scary Clown action? Here it is . . . the rest of It!

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“To Hell With Dignity. I’ll Leave When the Job’s Done.”

Posted on February 20, 2013 by

When it comes to James Bond, I’m fairly ambivalent. I find a handful of the Sean Connery movies enjoyable enough — Goldfinger might be my favorite, or at least the one that sticks out the most in my mind — and … Continue reading →

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“Give Me Something to Scream About.”

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.

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“This Is Probably the Best Movie Since Volcano!”

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Well. It’s the beginning of September, and I feel pretty confident when I say that this is the weirdest fucking movie I have seen and will see all year. Actually, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I just don’t … Continue reading →

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