Carlie St. George
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“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”
Last year, I re-watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in ages. I picked at it, because that’s my thing, but I still loved it because I’ll always love it. I have massive little girl nostalgia for that … Continue reading
“I Don’t Want Your Suffering! I Don’t Want Your Future!”
X-Men, I enjoyed. X2, I really enjoyed. X-Men: The Last Stand remains the most disappointing film I’ve ever seen in theater, ever. X-Men Origins: Wolverine was ridiculous, and yet bothers me considerably less than The Last Stand, probably because that movie had already crushed all the … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Bechdel Fail, Captain Jean-Luc Picard!!!! (Oh Okay. Patrick Stewart.), Comic Book Movies, Good Sequels, Hello Hugh Jackman, Historical Figures, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Ian McKellen Is A Wizard. See What I Did There?, Jennifer Lawrence is My Hero, Michael Fassbender Might Be a God, Mutants, PRIORITIES, Public Monument? Lets Destroy It., Scene Stealers, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Strong Female Character!, superheroes, Time Travel!, X-Men
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“In a Hole in the Ground, There Lived a Hobbit.”
There’s a slim possibility I might end up seeing The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug with my folks, so I figured I should probably get around to finally watching The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It wasn’t really worth the wait.
“Let’s Just Say God Works Too Slowly.”
Last year, I watched and reviewed all of the live-action Batman films prior to watching The Dark Knight Rises. (I will almost certainly review all of the animated films at some point, too.) Mekaela — who I might remind you still … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Villain Alert, Captain Jean-Luc Picard!!!! (Oh Okay. Patrick Stewart.), Comic Book Movies, Hello Hugh Jackman, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Ian McKellen Is A Wizard. See What I Did There?, Love Triangles Are the Worst., MARVEL, Mutants, Oh Look It's New York Again, Public Monument? Lets Destroy It., superheroes, That Is Not An American Accent, There's a STORM COMING!
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