Tag Archives: If I Can’t Have You

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes on “Charlie X”

Posted on January 18, 2018 by

. . . you know, I’m starting to think that nothing good ever happens to sole survivors in Star Trek. Like, where are my aspirational stories, man? Where are the happy endings for these castaways?

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“Be Good To Him, And He Will Be Good To You.”

Posted on October 31, 2016 by

Splatterfest is poorly named. Despite the wide variety of choices my sister and I select every year, my friends–oh yes, friends, I’m throwing you under the bus!–always select the least gory contender to watch and mock. Which doesn’t mean there’s any … Continue reading →

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“Master, I Could Be Wrong, But That Might Not Be The Best Way to Win The Girl’s Affections.”

Posted on May 31, 2016 by

Continuing with Disney . . . let us now move on to my childhood favorite: Beauty and the Beast. Objectivity may or may not not be found in this review. I have all kinds of nostalgia for this one, so … Continue reading →

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“Impossibility is a Kiss Away From Reality.”

Posted on July 2, 2015 by

I first heard about Sense8 a couple of weeks before it aired on Netflix. Instantly, I was intrigued: a story about eight different people, all over the world, who become psychically linked in some way, who can share thoughts and … Continue reading →

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“I Never Met Parry. But I Know Psychologically He’s No Killer.”

Posted on December 18, 2014 by

When I completed my 2013 Western Challenge, I was pretty burnt out on the genre. Basically, I didn’t want to look John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in the face for months. I couldn’t say the same for film noir, though, because … Continue reading →

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“I Ain’t Done Nothing Funny.”

Posted on October 2, 2014 by

I’ve never had a real firm opinion of the Coen brothers. Some stuff I really like (O Brother Where Art Thou), some stuff I mostly like (True Grit), and some stuff I don’t particularly like at all (Fargo). And then, of course, … Continue reading →

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“Where Are Your Ears?”

Posted on July 8, 2014 by

With the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot on the horizon — well, next year — Mekaela and I made the possibly unwise decision to rewatch the original Fantastic Four. It’s so much worse than I remembered.

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