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Tag Archives: If I Can’t Have You
World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes on “Charlie X”
. . . you know, I’m starting to think that nothing good ever happens to sole survivors in Star Trek. Like, where are my aspirational stories, man? Where are the happy endings for these castaways?
“Be Good To Him, And He Will Be Good To You.”
Splatterfest is poorly named. Despite the wide variety of choices my sister and I select every year, my friends–oh yes, friends, I’m throwing you under the bus!–always select the least gory contender to watch and mock. Which doesn’t mean there’s any … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Everyone Loves A Creepy Doll, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, If I Can't Have You, Splatterfest, Stalking Is A Kind of Love?, That Is Not An American Accent, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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“Impossibility is a Kiss Away From Reality.”
I first heard about Sense8 a couple of weeks before it aired on Netflix. Instantly, I was intrigued: a story about eight different people, all over the world, who become psychically linked in some way, who can share thoughts and … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF
Tagged Action!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Cliffhanger!, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Genre Mash-Up!, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, If I Can't Have You, Martial Arts!, Nosebleed of DOOM, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, REVENGE!, Sidekicks Rock, Strong Female Character!, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?
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“I Never Met Parry. But I Know Psychologically He’s No Killer.”
When I completed my 2013 Western Challenge, I was pretty burnt out on the genre. Basically, I didn’t want to look John Wayne or Clint Eastwood in the face for months. I couldn’t say the same for film noir, though, because … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Books To Movies, Heart Knowledge!, Helpful News Broadcast, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., If I Can't Have You, Loyal Right Hand Man, Never Stand In Front Of Windows, Not Exactly Girl Power, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Villain Fail, Writer Joe and Writer Susan
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“I Ain’t Done Nothing Funny.”
I’ve never had a real firm opinion of the Coen brothers. Some stuff I really like (O Brother Where Art Thou), some stuff I mostly like (True Grit), and some stuff I don’t particularly like at all (Fargo). And then, of course, … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged 2014 Noir Challenge, Bechdel Fail, FORESHADOW, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, If I Can't Have You, Never Stand In Front Of Windows, PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Strong Female Character!, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality.
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“Where Are Your Ears?”
With the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot on the horizon — well, next year — Mekaela and I made the possibly unwise decision to rewatch the original Fantastic Four. It’s so much worse than I remembered.
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Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, Bitchy Is Not The Same Thing As Strong, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Comic Book Movies, FORESHADOW, I Heart You Chris Evans, If I Can't Have You, Nosebleed of DOOM, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oh Look It's New York Again, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Origin Story, Scene Stealers, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, Space is a Terrible Place, superheroes, This Ending Sucks, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“If You Need Help With the Coffin, Call Me.”
All right, people. The TV season is done. (Well, sort of. I just made a list of, like, eight summer programs I plan to check out, but at least three of those are reality or variety shows of some kind, … Continue reading
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Tagged 2014 Noir Challenge, Actual Good Chemistry, Bechdel Fail, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., If I Can't Have You, Loyal Right Hand Man, Oscar Winners and Nominees, The Rare Good Voice Over, Welcome to Hollywood! (What's Your Dream?)
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“How Singularly Innocent I Look This Morning.”
It’s film noir time again. Let’s head back to the classics, shall we? I really enjoyed parts of Laura. But — in true Carlie fashion — I wanted to rework a lot of it, too. Blasphemy!
