Tag Archives: It’s Not Evil! It’s SCIENCE!

“I Miss The Days When One’s Biggest Concern Was Exploding Wind-Up Penguins.”

Well. I finally saw it. I FINALLY watched Justice League. Man. That was a “meh” movie if I ever saw one. Advertisements

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“We Need More Teeth.”

When Jurassic World came out last year, I was not particularly interested. I really like Jurassic Park, despite the fact that it totally scared me when I was a kid, as I had not quite yet become the bloodthirsty woman you see before … Continue reading

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“There Are No Strings On Me.”

It’s 10:00 p.m. Thursday night. I’m sitting in an aisle seat at the Roxy Theater and the Marvel credits have just started to play. My little hands are clasped loosely together. I can actually feel the childish hope written all over … Continue reading

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“You Know, It’s Moments Like These When I Realize What a Superhero I Am.”

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Tony Stark . . . I haven’t completely made up my mind about a few things yet, but for the most part, I had a pretty great time watching this.

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“I’M Batman!”

Well, Tim Burton had a vision of Gotham, and it was dark and gothic. Joel Schumacher, on the other hand? He saw it as a bit more colorful than that.

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“I Must Think of a Brick Wall.”

Because everyone knows kids are creepy. Wow. That may be the best ridiculous tagline ever.

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“Hell Is Only A Word.”

My friend Denise was a little horrified to discover that I’d never seen Event Horizon before. Clearly, we had to correct that. It’s a fun, gruesome sort of way to spend two hours.

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