Carlie St. George
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Tag Archives: It’s Sure Cold In This Refrigerator
“She Has Now Become Satan’s Prisoner!”
Well, that was predictable: for the sake of the 2018 Clarion West Write-a-Thon, I sold my reviewing services to the highest bidder–so to speak–and the highest bidder, once again, was Evil Tom. Now, Evil Tom’s initial plan was to make … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Bad Horror, Clarion West, Dubbing is the WORST, Editing Fail, Horror, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Maniacal Laughter, Mythology, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Stalking Is A Kind of Love?, The Sacrifice Play, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works., Vampires, Witches!
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“Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
I’ve been super excited to see Atomic Blonde, ever since I first saw the trailer back in April. However, I couldn’t help but notice that there was like almost zero buzz about the movie after it initially came out, at … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Charlize Will Always Be Furiosa to Me, Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves The 80's, Faun James McAvoy, Fight Scene Made of Win, Hey It's Toby Jones, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., I'm Queer. And Dead., It's John Goodman!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, McAvoy, No One Wants a Triple Agent, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Spies, The Dead Meat Character, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists.
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“John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
I didn’t love John Wick the way other people did, but I enjoyed it well enough to Netflix the sequel. The verdict? I liked it. Probably more than the first one, honestly.
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Tagged Action!, Awesome Ending, Bechdel Fail, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Good Sequels, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Ian McShane, it's Morpheus! Er I Mean Laurence Fishburne, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Leguizamo, Loyal Right Hand Man, Miscast Much?, Not My Favorite Character!, Oh Look It's New York Again, Professional Scene Chewer: Peter Stormare, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up! I Can't Hear Keanu!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality.
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“I Seek Righteousness, As Should We All. But I’ll Take Revenge.”
Lately, Mek and I haven’t had much luck with our Netflix picks, at least, not the DVD ones. Even my silly Batman/Superman cartoon was kind of disappointing. We’d hoped that Antoine Fuqua’s remake of The Magnificent Seven might finally break … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, Chris Pratt is a Hero, D'ONOFRIO., DENZEL, Hey It's Ethan Hawke, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Not Exactly Girl Power, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, The Bad: Lee Byung-hun, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Dead Meat Character, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Westerns
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Coming Soon-Ish: Okja, Star Trek, Superheroes, And Lady Wrestlers
Star Trek: Discovery I’m gonna watch this cause, like, Star Trek, but I’m only so-so on the trailer and it’s probably gonna need to hook me fast. Cause this CBS All Access crap? Bullshit. Initial random thoughts: A. Great to watch awesome … Continue reading
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Tagged Aliens, Alison Brie YES!, Amazeballs Amy Acker, Amnesia!, Androids, DC, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Movie Trailers, Mutants, Star Trek!, Steven Yeun Is My Favorite, superheroes, TILDA, Time Travel!, X-Men
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“I’m Mary Poppins, Y’all!”
Well, I finally went to see Guardians of the Galaxy, Volume 2. I’ve seen people on both sides of this one, but personally I thought it was pretty great.
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Tagged "We're Not So Very Different You and I.", Action!, Aliens, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Comic Book Movies, Good Sequels, I Love Me A Good Cameo., It Was ME All Along!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, James Gunn Is So Awesome and So Weird, Kurt Russell Will Always Be An Elk Snout Mountain Man to Me, Long But Doesn't FEEL Long, MARVEL, Not Exactly Girl Power, Parent(s) Are Evil, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, Space Opera, superheroes, The Sacrifice Play, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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