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“He Who Controls Spice Controls The Universe!”

A few months ago, as you may or may not remember, I took part in the Clarion West Write-a-Thon. Donors could purchase a movie review, should they opt to do so, and a man named Tom did. Here is everything … Continue reading

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And the Great Horror Remake Shall Be . . .

Last week, I asked (and in some cases, begged) you to pick which classic horror movie you’d most like to see remade. It turned out to be a pretty tough battle, but in the end a victor arose. Quentin Tarantino … Continue reading

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Auteur Horror – Which Remake Do You Want to See?

Happy October, everyone. To celebrate my favorite time of year, I have a new poll for you today, and it concerns both remakes and how much more exciting (and weirder) they could totally be. Remakes generally get a bad rap, but … Continue reading

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“The Owls Are Not What They Seem.”

I’ve probably mentioned this before, but when it comes to movies and television, I get spoiled for everything. It’s partially my own fault: I read entertainment sites and top ten lists for fun, but even without that, I really do have a … Continue reading

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“Yes, That’s A Human Ear, All Right.”

So, my sister and I are house sitting. She’s already gone to bed, and I’m sitting on the couch, flipping around a bunch of movie channels that I don’t usually get to watch. David Lynch’s Blue Velvet starts to play. … Continue reading

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