Tag Archives: Not Every Kid’s Movie is Full of Rainbows

“It’s She Who Holds Her Tongue Who Gets a Man.”

We’re approaching the end of May, and I’ve only watched three of my Disney Princess movies. This will not stand. Who knows what you hell beasts will make me watch if I fail my 2016 challenge. Time to pick up the … Continue reading

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“It’s Either Me or Santa. I Suggest Santa.”

Continuing with the not-so-wholesome Christmas movies . . . This is the best evil Santa movie you’re probably ever going to find.

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“I Have Always Valued My Lifelessness.”

We’re going back inside the Disney Vault today. Let’s bypass the movies about princesses and mermaids and talking teapots, though, and focus on the ones about electroshock treatments and evil witches who have cabinets full of stolen, interchangeable heads. Yes. … Continue reading

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