Tag Archives: Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor

“She Has Now Become Satan’s Prisoner!”

Posted on August 29, 2018 by

Well, that was predictable: for the sake of the 2018 Clarion West Write-a-Thon, I sold my reviewing services to the highest bidder–so to speak–and the highest bidder, once again, was Evil Tom. Now, Evil Tom’s initial plan was to make … Continue reading →

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“I Feel Strange Sharing A Childhood Story Considering I Was Never A Child.”

Posted on May 11, 2018 by

Somewhat recently, The Dark ran a successful Kickstarter campaign that not only secured funding for two more years, but also raised their pay rates from .03 to .06 cents a word, making them a pro-paying magazine. This is awesome news … Continue reading →

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“WAKANDA FOREVER!”

Posted on February 23, 2018 by

I went to see Black Panther last Sunday, mostly excited but also a little nervous. Not so much on the “Hollywood-fucks-up-black-representation” front; reviews had been pretty overwhelmingly positive about that. In fact, save for a few racist trolls saying the … Continue reading →

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“Let The Past Die. Kill It, If You Have To.”

Posted on December 28, 2017 by

So. The Last Jedi, huh? I saw this movie basically the second it opened, but I haven’t had the opportunity to write about it until now–although, of course, I’ve read everyone else on the internet analyze it to death. Per usual, … Continue reading →

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“Better Swim, Rennie, Before Jason Pulls You Down.”

Posted on November 2, 2017 by

Hello again! Apologies for my long absence–it’s been pretty chaotic here. Part of that, certainly, is because of the Northern California fires that hit my community pretty hard. But it’s also because I’ve been working on a novel all year, … Continue reading →

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“Bulletproof. Blind Ninja. Whatever It Is You Are.”

Posted on August 25, 2017 by

So, I haven’t been here as regularly as I’d like to, and unfortunately that’s probably not gonna change anytime in the near future. I have Novel Writing Deadlines to meet, which means I’m instituting a hard rule for myself: no … Continue reading →

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“What I Do Is Not Up To You.”

Posted on June 15, 2017 by

Okay! Guess what I finally have for you! Sure, it’s been roughly two weeks since Wonder Woman premiered and there have already been, like, 274 different hot takes on it, but clearly what’s important is mine, right? Sure it is! Overall: … Continue reading →

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