Carlie St. George
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- “Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
- Coming Soon-Ish: The Snowman (AKA, The Only Movie You Ever Need to See)
- “John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
- Clarion West Write-a-Thon 2017: Week 6 Update
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Tag Archives: Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor
“What I Do Is Not Up To You.”
Okay! Guess what I finally have for you! Sure, it’s been roughly two weeks since Wonder Woman premiered and there have already been, like, 274 different hot takes on it, but clearly what’s important is mine, right? Sure it is! Overall: … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Chris Pine Is An Awesome Chris, Comic Book Movies, Coming-Of-Age Movies, Competence Kink, DC, Fight Scene Made of Win, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., Jimmy Noooo!, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Origin Story, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Strong Female Character!, superheroes, The Sacrifice Play, The Will to NOT Kill, Wonder Woman
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“Dormammu, I’ve Come To Bargain!”
While waiting to see Wonder Woman (soon, it will happen soon), Mekaela and I went ahead and watched a different superhero movie, one that we never quite got around to seeing: Doctor Strange. Ultimately? Meh.
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Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, CGI Fail, Comic Book Movies, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Fight Scene Made of Win, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, I've Loved Chiwetel Ejiofor Since Serenity, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, MARVEL, Miscast Much?, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh Look It's New York Again, Oh the Controversy, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, Sidekicks Rock, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, superheroes, That Is Not An American Accent, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TILDA, Time Travel!, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Whitewashing Are We?, WTF Ending
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“I Am One With The Force. The Force Is With Me.”
Mekaela and I spent Christmas in Taft, California this year, visiting our dad. Taft is a small place in the middle of absolute nowhere (though, in fairness, I feel obligated to point out that it is actually larger than the place … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Alan Tudyk is the Best, CGI Fail, Jimmy Noooo!, Not My Favorite Character!, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Prequel Alert, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, Star Wars, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff
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The 2015-2016 TV Superlatives!
The time has come, my friends. The moment that maybe one person ALL OF YOU have been waiting for: the 2015-2016 TV Superlatives. Rules are basically the same as last year, with a few little tweaks. To be eligible for these … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF
Tagged Actual Good Chemistry, Amazeballs Amy Acker, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, BOUNTY HUNTERS!, Brainwashing, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Competence Kink, Costumes are AMAZING, DC, Detectives, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Everyone Loves the Geek, Evil A.I., Game of Thrones, High School, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., Jimmy Noooo!, Jonny Lee Miller!, Love Triangles Are the Worst., Lucy Liu is Awesome, MARVEL, Michael Emerson Is A Classy God, Not Exactly Girl Power, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Protagonist I Hate You, Sarah Shahi YAY!, Siblings Unite!, Sidekicks Rock, Space Opera, Strong Female Character!, superheroes, Superlatives, The Sacrifice Play, The Walking Dead, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Time Travel!, Totally Called It, Villain Fail, Werewolves, Zombies
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“How Do We Blow It Up? There’s Always A Way To Do That.”
All right, people. After several days of frantically dodging spoilers on social media, I FINALLY saw Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The more I think about it, the more I find small flaws and nitpicks, but overall I had a … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Aliens, All Hail Simon Pegg, Awesome Kickass Heroines, CGI Fail, Cliffhanger!, Competence Kink, FORESHADOW, Good Sequels, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Jimmy Noooo!, Not My Favorite Character!, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Space Opera, Strong Female Character!, Your Death Will Not Be Meaningless. I Will Name My Child After You.
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“People Keep Asking If I’m Back, And I Haven’t Really Had An Answer, But Yeah, I’m Thinking I’m Back.”
So, last year I saw a trailer for John Wick and, man, I laughed my ass off. It looked terrible. It looked beyond terrible. I had a giggle fit that lasted, like, a solid minute. But after the movie came … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged "We're Not So Very Different You and I.", Action!, Bechdel Fail, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Hello Unrealistically Colored Filter, I Love Me A Good Cameo., It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, REVENGE!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up! I Can't Hear Keanu!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Pet is Doomed.
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