Tag Archives: Oh the Controversy

“Let The Past Die. Kill It, If You Have To.”

Posted on December 28, 2017 by

So. The Last Jedi, huh? I saw this movie basically the second it opened, but I haven’t had the opportunity to write about it until now–although, of course, I’ve read everyone else on the internet analyze it to death. Per usual, … Continue reading →

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“What I Do Is Not Up To You.”

Posted on June 15, 2017 by

Okay! Guess what I finally have for you! Sure, it’s been roughly two weeks since Wonder Woman premiered and there have already been, like, 274 different hot takes on it, but clearly what’s important is mine, right? Sure it is! Overall: … Continue reading →

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“Dormammu, I’ve Come To Bargain!”

Posted on June 8, 2017 by

While waiting to see Wonder Woman (soon, it will happen soon), Mekaela and I went ahead and watched a different superhero movie, one that we never quite got around to seeing: Doctor Strange. Ultimately? Meh.

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“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”

Posted on March 24, 2017 by

Last year, I re-watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in ages. I picked at it, because that’s my thing, but I still loved it because I’ll always love it. I have massive little girl nostalgia for that … Continue reading →

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“Well, We Just Gave A Ghost A Nuke. We Should Probably Run.”

Posted on January 23, 2017 by

After the disappointment that was The Hateful Eight, Mekaela and I turned our eyes to lighter fare: the 2016, all-female remake of Ghostbusters. I was a little ashamed of myself for not seeing this movie in theater, for I had fully … Continue reading →

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“I Am One With The Force. The Force Is With Me.”

Posted on January 5, 2017 by

Mekaela and I spent Christmas in Taft, California this year, visiting our dad. Taft is a small place in the middle of absolute nowhere (though, in fairness, I feel obligated to point out that it is actually larger than the place … Continue reading →

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“I’ll Not Let You Kill My Mother!”

Posted on December 22, 2016 by

At some point, I’m gonna have time to go see Rogue One and write a review about it, but the way this month is going, probably not until 2017, long after everyone else has finished discussing it and moved on to … Continue reading →

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