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“Sweetheart, My Last Boyfriend was a Homicidal Lizard, So I Think I Can Handle a Werewolf.”

Posted on April 14, 2014 by

My obsessive coverage of Teen Wolf continues. . . . do you think I could list ‘TV Marathon Champion’ as some kind of marketable skill on a resume?

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“I Got Poetry In Me!”

Posted on June 19, 2013 by

Film critics all around the world love McCabe & Mrs. Miller. The late Roger Ebert went so far as to call the movie “perfect”. In fact, this movie has not only been selected for preservation in the United States National Film … Continue reading →

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“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

Posted on May 22, 2013 by

Oh, this movie. I watched Wyatt Earp a few years ago — I don’t even remember why — and I read Emma Bull’s Territory last year, so I figured I might as well add Tombstone to the list of westerns-to-watch this year. You … Continue reading →

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“While You Were Still Learning How to Spell Your Name, I Was Being Trained to Conquer Galaxies!”

Posted on February 27, 2013 by

All right, folks. The Day of Reckoning has come. Some of you may remember that I failed last year’s horror film challenge and, as a result, invited you to choose my punishment movie. You chose Battlefield Earth because you’re horrible monsters, … Continue reading →

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“Now, Somehow Our Sins Have Come Back Physically . . . And They’re Pissed.”

Posted on September 28, 2012 by

Before Joel Schumacher tried his best to kill the Batman franchise, he actually directed other movies as well. For instance . . . I like this one a lot — it has a certain nostalgia factor going for it, plus … Continue reading →

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“Look, Dave, I Can See You’re Really Upset About This.”

Posted on August 17, 2011 by

Well. I finally did it. I watched 2001: A Space Odyssey. . . . I think I want two and half hours of my life back.

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“I Was Never Very Good At Being Human”

Posted on October 31, 2010 by

This year, I’ve been doing epic reviews (i.e, ultra ridiculously long reviews, complete with summaries, random notes, and spoilers) on every new horror film that I’ve watched. However, tonight, I’m feeling lazy, and I’m skimping out a little. Therefore, you … Continue reading →

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