Tag Archives: Originals Vs Remakes

Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill

Posted on October 5, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Well, we’ve officially hit October and Halloween season, i.e., the best season of the year. I’m woefully behind on my horror movie watching, and while I’d love to write my typical three-to-seven thousand word essays on every film I see, … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, BLASPHEMIES | Tagged Awesome Ending, Bad Horror, Ghosts, Gore!, Halloween, Horror, Jamie Lee Curtis!, John Carpenter, Originals Vs Remakes, REVENGE!, Sinister Disney (AKA Vincent Price), Slashers, This Ending Sucks, You Mean This Isn't How Mental Illness Works? | Leave a comment

“I Know Your Mustache.”

Posted on November 16, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

I read my first Agatha Christie novel when I was eleven. By now I’ve read dozens, and while I always enjoy them, most have long since blended in my head, like half-forgotten Friends episodes or various bad Christmases. Murder on the … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Agatha Christie, Books To Movies, Detective Movie!, Detectives, Editing Fail, FORESHADOW, Judi Dench is Awesome Sauce, Michelle Pfeiffer - Forever My Catwoman, Originals Vs Remakes, Poirot, REY FOREVER (Okay Daisy Ridley), Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, The Branagh, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists., Willem Dafoe | 1 Comment

“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”

Posted on October 4, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

I’ve said this before, I know, but It is my very favorite Stephen King book. There are problems, of course (the scene, THE SCENE), but the novel will always and forever have a place in my heart. Likewise, The 1990 … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Asthma in Film, Bechdel Fail, Books To Movies, Clowns Are Scary, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, Love Triangles Are the Worst., Not Exactly Girl Power, Originals Vs Remakes, Scene Stealers, Stephen King, Strong Female Character!, The One Girl, This Ending Sucks | 4 Comments

“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”

Posted on March 24, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

Last year, I re-watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in ages. I picked at it, because that’s my thing, but I still loved it because I’ll always love it. I have massive little girl nostalgia for that … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, CGI Fail, DISNEY, Fairy Tales, Ian McKellen Is A Wizard. See What I Did There?, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Oh the Controversy, Originals Vs Remakes, Sloooow. So Sloooow., This Had Potential. It Just Failed. | 4 Comments

“I’ll Drink Your Tears, Frankenstein!”

Posted on January 31, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

The inauguration was less than two weeks ago. It feels like my country has been set on fire half a dozen times since then. God knows what will have even happened by the time I post this. I never had … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Costumes are AMAZING, Dystopia!, Guilty Pleasures, Jimmy Noooo!, Maniacal Laughter, Originals Vs Remakes, Scene Stealers, Strong Female Character!, WTF Ending, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice | 2 Comments

“Well, We Just Gave A Ghost A Nuke. We Should Probably Run.”

Posted on January 23, 2017 by mygeekblasphemy

After the disappointment that was The Hateful Eight, Mekaela and I turned our eyes to lighter fare: the 2016, all-female remake of Ghostbusters. I was a little ashamed of myself for not seeing this movie in theater, for I had fully … Continue reading →

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I Love Me A Good Cameo., More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Oh Look It's New York Again, Oh the Controversy, Originals Vs Remakes, PRIORITIES, Rory's Free Ticket To Europe, Scene Stealers, Sigourney Weaver is Awesome. Also Tall., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works. | 1 Comment

Coming Soon-Ish: Adaptations, More Adaptations, and The Woe of High School

Posted on November 18, 2016 by mygeekblasphemy

Beauty and the Beast My interest in this is mild. On one hand, Beauty and the Beast is kind of my favorite, I like Emma Watson quite a bit, and some of the cinematography looks lovely. On the other hand, I’m … Continue reading →

Posted in COMING SOON-ISH | Tagged Boob Armor, Coming-Of-Age Movies, DISNEY, Emma Watson (The Cleverest Witch), Fairy Tales, High School, I'm So Happy To See Joan Cusack, Originals Vs Remakes, Scarlett Johansson Kicks Ass, Whitewashing Are We?, YA | 2 Comments

Tag Archives: Originals Vs Remakes

Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill

“I Know Your Mustache.”

“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”

“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”

“I’ll Drink Your Tears, Frankenstein!”

“Well, We Just Gave A Ghost A Nuke. We Should Probably Run.”

Coming Soon-Ish: Adaptations, More Adaptations, and The Woe of High School

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