Carlie St. George
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- “Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
- Coming Soon-Ish: The Snowman (AKA, The Only Movie You Ever Need to See)
- “John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
- Clarion West Write-a-Thon 2017: Week 6 Update
- Coming Soon-Ish: A Whole Bunch of Trailers From Comic Con
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“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”
Last year, I re-watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in ages. I picked at it, because that’s my thing, but I still loved it because I’ll always love it. I have massive little girl nostalgia for that … Continue reading
“I’ll Drink Your Tears, Frankenstein!”
The inauguration was less than two weeks ago. It feels like my country has been set on fire half a dozen times since then. God knows what will have even happened by the time I post this. I never had … Continue reading
“Well, We Just Gave A Ghost A Nuke. We Should Probably Run.”
After the disappointment that was The Hateful Eight, Mekaela and I turned our eyes to lighter fare: the 2016, all-female remake of Ghostbusters. I was a little ashamed of myself for not seeing this movie in theater, for I had fully … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I Love Me A Good Cameo., More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Oh Look It's New York Again, Oh the Controversy, Originals Vs Remakes, PRIORITIES, Rory's Free Ticket To Europe, Scene Stealers, Sigourney Weaver is Awesome. Also Tall., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works.
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Coming Soon-Ish: Adaptations, More Adaptations, and The Woe of High School
Beauty and the Beast My interest in this is mild. On one hand, Beauty and the Beast is kind of my favorite, I like Emma Watson quite a bit, and some of the cinematography looks lovely. On the other hand, I’m … Continue reading
Poll: Which Horror Movie Would Make A Good TV Show?
In the last few years, more and more TV shows have been made based on horror movies: The Exorcist just began on Fox, The Omen crashed and burned on A&E, and MTV recently aired the second season of Scream this past summer. … Continue reading
Posted in MONDAY MORNING BLASPHEMOUS POLL
Tagged Horror, Originals Vs Remakes, Vampires, Witches!, Zombies
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Season Premiere Round-Up: September 6th-September 29th
So, the 2016-2017 Fall TV Season has begun. Lots of new and returning shows have already started, and I haven’t watched even half of them, because it’s been a bit busy for me lately, and also because I didn’t want … Continue reading
10 Movies I Wanna Gender-Flip NOW
Slowly–impossibly slowly–I’ve been working on a Stranger Things review. I will complete and post this review someday, almost certainly before my 80th birthday, I swear, but for now I’m putting it on hold so I can write this list instead. So, … Continue reading
