Tag Archives: Originals Vs Remakes

“I Know Your Mustache.”

Posted on November 16, 2017 by

I read my first Agatha Christie novel when I was eleven. By now I’ve read dozens, and while I always enjoy them, most have long since blended in my head, like half-forgotten Friends episodes or various bad Christmases. Murder on the … Continue reading →

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“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”

Posted on October 4, 2017 by

I’ve said this before, I know, but It is my very favorite Stephen King book. There are problems, of course (the scene, THE SCENE), but the novel will always and forever have a place in my heart. Likewise, The 1990 … Continue reading →

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“A Broken Clock Is Right Two Times A Day, But This Is Not One of Those Times.”

Posted on March 24, 2017 by

Last year, I re-watched Beauty and the Beast for the first time in ages. I picked at it, because that’s my thing, but I still loved it because I’ll always love it. I have massive little girl nostalgia for that … Continue reading →

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“I’ll Drink Your Tears, Frankenstein!”

Posted on January 31, 2017 by

The inauguration was less than two weeks ago. It feels like my country has been set on fire half a dozen times since then. God knows what will have even happened by the time I post this. I never had … Continue reading →

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“Well, We Just Gave A Ghost A Nuke. We Should Probably Run.”

Posted on January 23, 2017 by

After the disappointment that was The Hateful Eight, Mekaela and I turned our eyes to lighter fare: the 2016, all-female remake of Ghostbusters. I was a little ashamed of myself for not seeing this movie in theater, for I had fully … Continue reading →

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Coming Soon-Ish: Adaptations, More Adaptations, and The Woe of High School

Posted on November 18, 2016 by

Beauty and the Beast My interest in this is mild. On one hand, Beauty and the Beast is kind of my favorite, I like Emma Watson quite a bit, and some of the cinematography looks lovely. On the other hand, I’m … Continue reading →

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Poll: Which Horror Movie Would Make A Good TV Show?

Posted on October 5, 2016 by

In the last few years, more and more TV shows have been made based on horror movies: The Exorcist just began on Fox, The Omen crashed and burned on A&E, and MTV recently aired the second season of Scream this past summer. … Continue reading →

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