Tag Archives: Pets Never Make It

“Give Me Something to Scream About.”

Posted on October 24, 2012 by

Generally, I enjoy the Friday the 13th series a lot. It’s campy and silly and fun. Of course, some of the movies just suck.

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“This Is Probably the Best Movie Since Volcano!”

Posted on September 9, 2012 by

Well. It’s the beginning of September, and I feel pretty confident when I say that this is the weirdest fucking movie I have seen and will see all year. Actually, I enjoyed the hell out of it. I just don’t … Continue reading →

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“Well, Here, Lads. You’ve Discovered a Species Hitherto Unknown to Science, Quite Possibly Non-Terrestial in Origin, and You Kicked It’s Fuckin’ Head In.”

Posted on May 25, 2012 by

Taking a brief break from superhero movies—I realize the last six films I’ve reviewed have been The Incredible Hulk, The Avengers, and Batman through Batman & Robin—I thought I might try something a little bit different. I don’t know if it’s my favorite alien … Continue reading →

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“Fuck Me, Freddy.”

Posted on March 21, 2012 by

As of last Tuesday, my friend Robyn had never seen the atrocity that is the movie Dreamcatcher. And since my sister and I had been meaning to watch it again for years now—just to see if it was quite as horrible … Continue reading →

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“I’m Done Playing With This One. You Want To Play With Me Now?”

Posted on December 10, 2010 by

A minimalistic plot summary for 30 Days of Night: vampires target and attack a small town in Alaska because the sun won’t be coming up there for a month, as it’s truly a horrible little place to live. Even Josh Hartnett … Continue reading →

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“Words Create Lies. Pain Can Be Trusted.”

Posted on October 22, 2010 by

Last December, I had an idea. I would use the year of 2010 to watch all those important horror movies I had never seen, the greats, the classics, the Japanese, and then I would write what I thought about them … Continue reading →

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