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“Isn’t This Fun? It’s Like a Sleepover.”

Birds of Prey (and The Fabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)¬†apparently underperformed at the box office last weekend–although, also kind of not, like, maybe we could wait half a second before pronouncing it DOA and throwing its corpse to the … Continue reading

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Triple Scoop Reviews: Shazam!, Joker, and Little Women

Shazam! First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other: HBO Now Spoilers: Yup Grade: Vanilla Imbalanced, but cute. Tonally, Shazam! is wildly different than its DC live-action brethren, which makes it both a breath of fresh … Continue reading

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Year of Monsters: The Black Cat

Well, okay. Turns out, not every movie I picked was, strictly speaking, a “monster movie,” but to hell with it, right? There’s Bela Lugosi and Boris Karloff and, like, a black cat or two running around. Also, post-traumatic stress and … Continue reading

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“A Pack of Vultures At the Feast: Knives Out, Beaks Bloody.”

Thanksgiving is a weird holiday, a stressful mix of good food, family dysfunction, and bullshit historical narratives. (Football and parades, too, if that’s your jam. FWIW, today also happens to be my birthday, and as you read this, I may … Continue reading

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Triple Scoop Reviews: Robin Hood, The Sword and the Stone, and Spider-Man: Far From Home

Robin Hood (1973) First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other – Disney Plus Spoilers: Not really. Besides, come on. It’s¬†Robin Hood. Grade: Strawberry I grew up on two Robin Hoods: Prince of Thieves and Men … Continue reading

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Triple Spooky Scoop Reviews: Ghost Story, The Wailing, and The Purge: Anarchy

Ghost Story First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Amazon Spoilers: Absolutely Grade: Strawberry So, I like parts of this. I can’t really judge it as an adaptation because while I’ve technically read the novel, that … Continue reading

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Triple Scoop Reviews: The Call, Event Horizon, and Ready Or Not

The Call First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Crap, I don’t even remember. Amazon, maybe? Spoilers: Yes Grade: Strawberry So, I actually watched this with my folks shortly before I went on vacation, and initially, … Continue reading

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