When my friend Robyn came to visit, we attempted to watch Coons! Night of the Bandits of the Night, and barely made it through the trailers before giving up. (So, Rob? Congratulations. You broke me. I am a broken woman now. I hope you’re happy.)
We decided to watch this instead:
I have this poster on my wall, and though you can’t see it from the picture, it has the very best tagline ever. Said tagline?
Survivor Who Kill Everyone Even Though Best Friend.
This is a fair representation of the translation quality throughout the film.
Sometimes, I regret not having grown up in the 1950’s and 60’s when impressionable young children could ride their bicycles down to the local theater and see a double feature of cheap grindhouse and bad monster movies. (Everything I know about the 50’s, by the way, I learned in a Stephen King story.)
So I was pretty happy when my theater of choice — the Roxy — started having Cult Film Nights once a week. Last Thursday, I left my comfy couch to meet my friend Lindsey for a showing of Gremlins and Silent Night, Deadly Night.
I had every intention of reviewing both films on this blog, but right now I don’t actually have a lot to say about Gremlins — possibly because I need a second viewing before I make up my mind, or possibly because the insanity that was Silent Night, Deadly Night just obliterated my brain for anything else that came before it.
Oh yes. This was a very special Christmas movie.
My friend Denise was a little horrified to discover that I’d never seen Event Horizon before. Clearly, we had to correct that.
It’s a fun, gruesome sort of way to spend two hours.