Tag Archives: Shut Up Writers!

“The Dead Speak!”

Well. I saw it. The Rise of Skywalker. And while I’ll inevitably spend far too many words trying to explain what I liked, what I didn’t, and what I really didn’t, if you’re looking for the short, short version: If … Continue reading

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 4 Comments

Triple Spooky Scoop Reviews: Ghost Story, The Wailing, and The Purge: Anarchy

Ghost Story First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Amazon Spoilers: Absolutely Grade: Strawberry So, I like parts of this. I can’t really judge it as an adaptation because while I’ve technically read the novel, that … Continue reading

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Triple Scoop Reviews: Captain Marvel, Cast a Deadly Spell, and Bad Times at the El Royale

Captain Marvel First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other (Theater) Spoilers: Not really Grade: Chocolate Well, I finally did it; I left my house and got my ass down to the movie theater for the … Continue reading

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “The City on the Edge of Forever”

“The City on the Edge of Forever” is one of the handful of TOS episodes I’ve actually seen before. A few years ago, my dad was living with us for a short time and–back in the days of actually having … Continue reading

Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Do You Know What Prime Numbers Are? Because If You Don’t, You Should Just Leave Now.”

So, math. It’s not my favorite thing in the world. I appreciate its significance. I enjoy a certain kind of logic puzzle. I even tried reading a book about calculus this year because it promised solutions to varied problems like weight … Continue reading

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“I’m Not the Bad Guy.”

Netflix’s Daredevil comes out tomorrow and nerds ’round the world are pretty jazzed about it — all except me, it seems. Don’t get me wrong: I do plan to watch the series. I even figure I’ll probably like it, assuming all the buzz … Continue reading

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

“I Am Turning Thirty Next Week, and I Just Want to Go Home and Grow Oranges!”

A few months ago, I went to San Francisco. I don’t make it out to SF all that much, primarily because I don’t have a car and it’s a long damn bus ride. But when I do go, I usually try … Continue reading

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Houston, I Have a Bad Feeling About This Mission.”

You won’t hear much from me this week — I’m leaving tomorrow for my Halloween vacation in Vegas — but before I go, let’s talk about the best movie I’ve seen all year. I broke my “No 3D” rule for … Continue reading

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 6 Comments

“Are You Sure It Isn’t Time for a Colorful Metaphor?”

It’s time for another installment of Carlie is The Worst Little Trekkie in the World. I finally got around to watching Star Trek: The Voyage Home. It’s . . . not my favorite.

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , | 11 Comments

“I Don’t Believe in Surrenders.”

Sometimes, I just feel like I don’t agree with the AFI on anything. The Searchers is one of the most well respected movies in the world. It is number one on AFI’s Best Westerns list. It is number twelve on … Continue reading

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments