Tag Archives: Swords and Sorcery

“Oh, They’re Hopeless. A Disgrace to the Forces of Evil.”

Sleeping Beauty was never one of my favorite Disney movies. We didn’t own it, and I probably haven’t seen it since I was about six or seven. (I have vague memories of watching it at a friend’s house.) But since I’ve … Continue reading

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“I Am King Under the Mountain.”

So, the other day, I finally watched The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug. I liked it better than An Unexpected Journey, but . . . I just can’t seem to get into this new trilogy at all.

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“In a Hole in the Ground, There Lived a Hobbit.”

There’s a slim possibility I might end up seeing The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug with my folks, so I figured I should probably get around to finally watching The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. It wasn’t really worth the wait.

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“Well Done. You’ve Just Decapitated Your Grandfather.”

I’ve been pretty much obsessed with The Avengers since I first saw it in 2012, so I knew I’d get around to seeing Thor: The Dark World at some point, despite the fact that Thor is easily my least favorite on the … Continue reading

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“You Can’t Have My Heart.”

After the, ah, experience that was Batman & Robin, my friends and I went looking for a new drinking game movie. The final pick? It wasn’t quite as bad as I was expecting, probably because I’m still fresh off Battlefield Earth. But that … Continue reading

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The Lamentation of Their Women—Best Band Name, Ever

So, I went through a very important Geek Milestone yesterday. I watched, for the very first time, Conan the Barbarian. . . . hee hee hee . . . I didn’t feel like writing out a full-on review for Conan, but I … Continue reading

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