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Tag Archives: The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families
Triple Scoop Review/Year of Monsters: BONUS VAMPIRE ROUND – Drácula, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and Dracula 2000
Drácula Year: 1931 Director: George Melford First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other – Personal Collection DVD Spoilers: Yep Grade: Vanilla In 1931, Dracula (the English language film starring Bela Lugosi) was shot during the … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review
Tagged B&W, Booby Traps, Book Adaptation, Catholic Horror, Christian Mythology, Christopher Plummer, Costumes are AMAZING, Gary Oldman's Acting Choices, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, HE GETS THE WOMEN, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., It's Winona Ryder Time, Jonny Lee Miller!, MIND CONTROL, Miscast Much?, Nathan Fillion!, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Omar Epps!, Originals Vs Remakes, Play Adaptation, Reincarnation, Remember When Gerard Butler Was Dracula?, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, SEVEN! (Jeri Ryan!), Shut Up! I Can't Hear Keanu!, Sir Anthony "Fava Beans" Hopkins, Sloooow. So Sloooow., Suave Bastard Cary Elwes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, The Unnecessary Love Story, Universal Classic Monsters, Vampires, Villain Fail, Year of Monsters
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Year of Monsters: The Mummy
I adore The Mummy (1999). I adore The Mummy Returns. I do not adore The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella, but to be fair, I only watched about ten minutes of it. Maybe it gets better. (It … Continue reading
Posted in MEGA REWATCH, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Boris Karloff, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Damsel Me, Editing Fail, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Monster Movie, Mummies!, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, Originals Vs Remakes, Padmé's School of Sudden Love, PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Reincarnation, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Pet is Doomed., The Unnecessary Love Story, Universal Classic Monsters, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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Triple Scoop Reviews: Escape Room, The Man From U.N.C.L.E, and As Above, So Below
Escape Room First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other: Personal Collection DVD Spoilers: Not really Grade: Chocolate I think my love of a) actual escape rooms and b) movies where strangers are trapped together and trying to … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review
Tagged Action!, Awesome Villain Alert, Booby Traps, Bottle Episode Mystery, Claustrophobic AF, Competence Kink, Deborah Ann Woll!, found footage, Gloomy Superman: Henry Cavill, Horror, Hugh Grant, Jared Harris!, Jimmy Noooo!, Paladin Tyler Labine, Spies, That Is Not An American Accent, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Truth Shall Set You Free, TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality.
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“I Love You 3,000.”
For a while now, I’ve been trying to maximize my time and minimize my excessive word counts with my Triple Scoop Reviews; today, however, we’re going back to the old standard because Avengers: Endgame is kinda the end of an … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Ageless Paul Rudd, Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Anthony Mackie Is On Your Left, Captain Brie Larson, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Always Be Pepper To Me, Hayley "Agent Carter" Atwell, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Said I Wanted to Retire Not DIE, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, It's Bradley Cooper!, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, Jimmy Noooo!, Josh Brolin, KAREN GILLAN, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Scarlett Johansson Kicks Ass, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, TILDA, Time Jump, Time Travel!, Tom Holland Is My Favorite Spider-Man, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON., You're Fat! That's Hilarious!, Zoe Saldana is the Best
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World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”
Over a year ago, I made a resolution: to watch and review the entire original series of Star Trek. Considering it’s only three seasons long, I figured I had a decent shot of finishing it all by 2019; I certainly assumed … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps
Tagged Bechdel Fail, Deus Ex Machina, Erasing the Permanent Disability or Chronic Illness, Let's Work On That Plot Clock, MIND CONTROL, Quarantines Are For Wimps. Let's Just Kill Everyone., Scene Stealers, Star Trek!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Ending Sucks, Where Is Your Goddamn PPE?, World's Worst Trekkie Review
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“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”
Okay, folks. Nearly a week after everyone else, I have finally seen Infinity War. Most people loved it. Some people really didn’t. And I’m pretty much right where I expected to be: firmly in the middle. Try and contain your shock.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Aliens, Avengers, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Benicio, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Cliffhanger!, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, Everyone Loves the Geek, Evil Aliens, I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, Invasion Movie, Jimmy Noooo!, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, PRIORITIES, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Russo Brothers, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Well That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff., Zoe Saldana is the Best
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“I Miss The Days When One’s Biggest Concern Was Exploding Wind-Up Penguins.”
Well. I finally saw it. I FINALLY watched Justice League. Man. That was a “meh” movie if I ever saw one.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Bad Sequels, Batman!, CGI Fail, Comic Book Movies, DC, Everyone Loves the Geek, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Justice League, Scene Stealers, superheroes, Superman, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Flash, The One Girl, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Wonder Woman
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Genderbent Wednesdays Takes on THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS
The year is 1991. The date? February 14th, Valentine’s Day. There’s been flowers and chocolate. There’s been wining and dining. And now, to close out the evening, there’s obviously only one appropriate movie premiere for you and your partner to … Continue reading
