Tag Archives: The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families

Year of Monsters: The Mummy

Posted on January 17, 2020 by mygeekblasphemy

I adore The Mummy (1999). I adore The Mummy Returns. I do not adore The Mummy (2017) with Tom Cruise and Sofia Boutella, but to be fair, I only watched about ten minutes of it. Maybe it gets better. (It … Continue reading →

“The Dead Speak!”

Posted on December 27, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Well. I saw it. The Rise of Skywalker. And while I’ll inevitably spend far too many words trying to explain what I liked, what I didn’t, and what I really didn’t, if you’re looking for the short, short version: If … Continue reading →

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged A Bullshit Redemption, Adam Driver, Bad Sequels, Billy Dee Willams!, Carrie Fisher - Feminist Icon, Costumes are AMAZING, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, FOUND FAMILY, Growing An Eleventh Hour Conscience Will Get You Dead, How Can You Possibly Be This Terrible Without Trying?, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I'm (Yawn) Always Six Steps Ahead of You, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It Was ME All Along!, Jimmy Noooo!, JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams, JOHN BOYEGA, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Oscar Isaac Is So Pretty, Poignant Hallucinations, RETCON, REY FOREVER (Okay Daisy Ridley), Shut Up Writers!, Star Wars, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, This Ending Sucks, Unnecessary Flashbacks Strike Again!, Villain Fail, We All Know You Didn't Die. Stop Playing., You Don't Get Brownie Points For This Shit | 4 Comments

“Why Is There A Watermelon There?”

Posted on August 2, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

It’s the final week of the Clarion West Write-a-Thon and, coincidentally, my last week before vacation. Which means you probably won’t see me around much for a little while. Before I go, though, I have my second (and final) WaT … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Aliens, Awesome End Credits, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Camp To The Max, Carl "Martian Manhunter" Lumbly, Clancy Brown!, Costumes are AMAZING, Damsel Me, Electrocution Can't Hurt Me, Ellen Barkin, Evil Aliens, Guilty Pleasures, Historical Figures, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I See You Dan Hedaya, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Invasion Movie, It's Christopher Lloyd Again, Jamie Lee Curtis!, Jimmy Noooo!, LITHGOW, Miscast Much?, Not Exactly Girl Power, Peter Weller, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, Someone's Been Possessed!, Squicky Love Stories, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Jeff Goldblum, The Old Wipe-Out-The-World Ploy, The Unnecessary Love Story, When Good Actors Go Bad, Whitewashing Are We?, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice | 1 Comment

Triple Scoop Reviews: Escape Room, The Man From U.N.C.L.E, and As Above, So Below

Posted on May 23, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Escape Room First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other: Personal Collection DVD Spoilers: Not really Grade: Chocolate I think my love of a) actual escape rooms and b) movies where strangers are trapped together and trying to … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Action!, Awesome Villain Alert, Booby Traps, Bottle Episode Mystery, Claustrophobic AF, Competence Kink, Deborah Ann Woll!, found footage, Gloomy Superman: Henry Cavill, Horror, Hugh Grant, Jared Harris!, Jimmy Noooo!, Paladin Tyler Labine, Spies, That Is Not An American Accent, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Truth Shall Set You Free, TV Shows Turned Into Movies, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality. | Leave a comment

“I Love You 3,000.”

Posted on May 2, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

For a while now, I’ve been trying to maximize my time and minimize my excessive word counts with my Triple Scoop Reviews; today, however, we’re going back to the old standard because Avengers: Endgame is kinda the end of an … Continue reading →

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Ageless Paul Rudd, Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Anthony Mackie Is On Your Left, Captain Brie Larson, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Always Be Pepper To Me, Hayley "Agent Carter" Atwell, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Said I Wanted to Retire Not DIE, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, It's Bradley Cooper!, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, Jimmy Noooo!, Josh Brolin, KAREN GILLAN, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Scarlett Johansson Kicks Ass, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, TILDA, Time Jump, Time Travel!, Tom Holland Is My Favorite Spider-Man, YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON., You're Fat! That's Hilarious!, Zoe Saldana is the Best | 3 Comments

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”

Posted on March 28, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Over a year ago, I made a resolution: to watch and review the entire original series of Star Trek. Considering it’s only three seasons long, I figured I had a decent shot of finishing it all by 2019; I certainly assumed … Continue reading →

Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps | Tagged Bechdel Fail, Deus Ex Machina, Erasing the Permanent Disability or Chronic Illness, Let's Work On That Plot Clock, MIND CONTROL, Quarantines Are For Wimps. Let's Just Kill Everyone., Scene Stealers, Star Trek!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Ending Sucks, Where Is Your Goddamn PPE?, World's Worst Trekkie Review | 1 Comment

“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”

Posted on May 4, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Okay, folks. Nearly a week after everyone else, I have finally seen Infinity War. Most people loved it. Some people really didn’t. And I’m pretty much right where I expected to be: firmly in the middle. Try and contain your shock.

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Aliens, Avengers, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Benicio, Chris Pratt is a Hero, Cliffhanger!, Comic Book Movies, Danai Gurira: Unspeakable Badass, Everyone Loves the Geek, Evil Aliens, I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Heart You Chris Evans, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, Invasion Movie, Jimmy Noooo!, MARVEL, Oh Look It's New York Again, PRIORITIES, Robert Downey Jr IS Charisma, Russo Brothers, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Vin Diesel Says Groot, Well That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff., Zoe Saldana is the Best | 11 Comments

Tag Archives: The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families

Year of Monsters: The Mummy

“The Dead Speak!”

“Why Is There A Watermelon There?”

Triple Scoop Reviews: Escape Room, The Man From U.N.C.L.E, and As Above, So Below

“I Love You 3,000.”

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”

“Bruce, You’re Embarrassing Me In Front of Wizards.”

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