Carlie St. George
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- “Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
- Coming Soon-Ish: The Snowman (AKA, The Only Movie You Ever Need to See)
- “John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
- Clarion West Write-a-Thon 2017: Week 6 Update
- Coming Soon-Ish: A Whole Bunch of Trailers From Comic Con
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“John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
I didn’t love John Wick the way other people did, but I enjoyed it well enough to Netflix the sequel. The verdict? I liked it. Probably more than the first one, honestly.
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Awesome Ending, Bechdel Fail, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Good Sequels, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Ian McShane, it's Morpheus! Er I Mean Laurence Fishburne, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Leguizamo, Loyal Right Hand Man, Miscast Much?, Not My Favorite Character!, Oh Look It's New York Again, Professional Scene Chewer: Peter Stormare, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up! I Can't Hear Keanu!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality.
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“I Seek Righteousness, As Should We All. But I’ll Take Revenge.”
Lately, Mek and I haven’t had much luck with our Netflix picks, at least, not the DVD ones. Even my silly Batman/Superman cartoon was kind of disappointing. We’d hoped that Antoine Fuqua’s remake of The Magnificent Seven might finally break … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, Chris Pratt is a Hero, D'ONOFRIO., DENZEL, Hey It's Ethan Hawke, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Not Exactly Girl Power, One Woman In the Whole Movie Huh?, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, The Bad: Lee Byung-hun, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Dead Meat Character, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Westerns
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“I Am One With The Force. The Force Is With Me.”
Mekaela and I spent Christmas in Taft, California this year, visiting our dad. Taft is a small place in the middle of absolute nowhere (though, in fairness, I feel obligated to point out that it is actually larger than the place … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Alan Tudyk is the Best, CGI Fail, Jimmy Noooo!, Not My Favorite Character!, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Prequel Alert, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, Star Wars, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff
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“It Is Not Nice To Throw People!”
This is it! THIS IS IT! The last Disney Princess Movie! HA HA HA, no one can force me to watch a terrible punishment movie now because I am a WINNER!!!!!! Ahem. Unlike virtually everyone else on the planet, I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged 2016 Disney Princess Movie Challenge, Alan Tudyk is the Best, Awesome Villain Alert, DISNEY, Fairy Tales, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Kristen Bell Is The Best, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Siblings Unite!, Strong Female Character!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“Now, That’s A Proper Introduction.”
I’ve been excited about Arrival for months and had hoped to see the movie shortly after it premiered, but plans, being plans, naturally fell through. So Mekaela and I decided to watch it on Thanksgiving instead because, you know. First contact, … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Aliens, Books To Movies, Cancer: The Only Disease In the World, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, First Contact, FORESHADOW, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, Strong Female Character!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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“Everyone Is Relevant To Someone.”
So, a show has ended. One of my favorites on TV right now, actually, and almost certainly on my list of Top Ten TV Shows of All Time. (Okay, fine, that list is theoretical. I will never actually make any … Continue reading
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Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, Amazeballs Amy Acker, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Brainwashing, Competence Kink, Dystopia!, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Evil A.I., I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., Jimmy Noooo!, Loyal Right Hand Man, Michael Emerson Is A Classy God, Oh Look It's New York Again, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., Sarah Shahi YAY!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Strong Female Character!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Rare Good Voice Over, The Sacrifice Play, The WIll to Kill, The Will to NOT Kill
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