Tag Archives: There’s Always Some Asshole Who Knows Latin

“Say Goodbye To Classical Reality.”

I have something of a hit-and-miss relationship with John Carpenter’s work. I adore The Thing. I like Big Trouble in Little China. Escape from New York is enjoyable enough, but ultimately, I liked Snake Plissken more than the actual movie itself. Halloween … Continue reading

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“She Has A Hole In Her Head. It’s Not A Good Look On Anyone.”

Well, folks. I’ve finished watching Teen Wolf Season 5B, and it was . . . not my favorite. I will always love you, show. I will watch you to the bitter end. But, yeah, I definitely think you missed some … Continue reading

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“I’m Your Huckleberry.”

Oh, this movie. I watched Wyatt Earp a few years ago — I don’t even remember why — and I read Emma Bull’s Territory last year, so I figured I might as well add Tombstone to the list of westerns-to-watch this year. You … Continue reading

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“I’m Drawing a Line in the Fucking Sand Here. Do NOT Read The Latin.”

Well, I finally, finally went to see it. Cabin in the Woods was filmed in 2009. I’ve wanted to see Cabin in the Woods since I first heard about it . . . and yes, that was back in 2009. Can you blame me? … Continue reading

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“Hell Is Only A Word.”

My friend Denise was a little horrified to discover that I’d never seen Event Horizon before. Clearly, we had to correct that. It’s a fun, gruesome sort of way to spend two hours.

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