Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks

Triple Scoop Reviews: The Witch: Part I – The Subversion, Death Bell, and Guns Akimbo

Posted on September 14, 2020 by mygeekblasphemy

The Witch: Part I – The Subversion Year: 2018 Director: Park Hoon Jung First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Netflix Spoilers: Surprisingly, no Grade: Chocolate Oh, I really enjoyed this Korean SF/F action-horror movie. I … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Amnesia!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, • All Secret Government Facilities Experiment On Children, Choi Woo Shik, Daniel "HP" Radcliffe, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Fight Scene Made of Win, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, High School, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I Love My Meta, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, Jimmy Noooo!, Kim Da Mi, Korean Horror, Not My Favorite Character!, Oh the Controversy, Pah. Car Accidents Can't Hurt Me., PRIORITIES, REVENGE!, Samara Weaving!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up Writers!, Slow Burn Horror, Someone's Been Possessed!, That Is Not An American Accent, The WIll to Kill, This Ending Sucks, Torture Porn, Villain Fail, When Mental Illness and Trauma are "Funny" | Leave a comment

Year of Monsters: The Invisible Man

Posted on January 31, 2020 by mygeekblasphemy

I’ve never considered myself a science person, partially because I have no natural aptitude for it, partially because the science you learn in high school isn’t the kind of shit that interests me. (Well, mostly. We did get to learn … Continue reading →

Posted in MEGA REWATCH, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged B&W, Bechdel Fail, Book Adaptation, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Mad Scientist, Maniacal Laughter, The Unnecessary Love Story, This Ending Sucks, This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Universal Classic Monsters, Year of Monsters | Leave a comment

“The Dead Speak!”

Posted on December 27, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Well. I saw it. The Rise of Skywalker. And while I’ll inevitably spend far too many words trying to explain what I liked, what I didn’t, and what I really didn’t, if you’re looking for the short, short version: If … Continue reading →

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged A Bullshit Redemption, Adam Driver, Bad Sequels, Billy Dee Willams!, Carrie Fisher - Feminist Icon, Costumes are AMAZING, DISNEY, Fight Scene Made of Win, FOUND FAMILY, Growing An Eleventh Hour Conscience Will Get You Dead, How Can You Possibly Be This Terrible Without Trying?, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I'm (Yawn) Always Six Steps Ahead of You, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It Was ME All Along!, Jimmy Noooo!, JJ "Lens Flare" Abrams, JOHN BOYEGA, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Oscar Isaac Is So Pretty, Poignant Hallucinations, RETCON, REY FOREVER (Okay Daisy Ridley), Shut Up Writers!, Star Wars, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, This Ending Sucks, Unnecessary Flashbacks Strike Again!, Villain Fail, We All Know You Didn't Die. Stop Playing., You Don't Get Brownie Points For This Shit | 4 Comments

Triple Spooky Scoop Reviews: Suspiria, Us, and Jason X

Posted on December 12, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

It’s the end of an era, folks! Okay, fine, it’s just the end of our first annual Horror Bingo–which, yes, should have been finished well over a month ago, but life! Holidays! Disney Plus! The point is, I got it … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, Ballet, CGI Fail, Costumes are AMAZING, Cryonics!, Dancing, Elisabeth Moss, Explosives? Yeah You'll be Manually Detonating Those By the End of the Movie., FRIDAY THE 13TH, Guilty Pleasures, Horror, Horror Comedies, Horror in Space!, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I Love My Meta, Invasion Movie, Jimmy Noooo!, Jordan Peele, Lupita Nyong'o!, Miscast Much?, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Nanotech, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Not My Favorite Character!, Originals Vs Remakes, REVENGE!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Sloooow. So Sloooow., The Future's So Bright We Gotta Wear . . . The Most Hideous Clothing Imaginable, There's Another You And It's EVIL, This Ending Sucks, This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., TILDA, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, Winston Duke!, Witches!, You'll Have to Go Through Me . . . Oh You Totally Did. | Leave a comment

Triple Spooky Scoop Review: Leprechaun, The Witch, and The Cell

Posted on November 4, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Leprechaun First Watch or Rewatch: Rewatch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other – Personal Collection DVD Spoilers: Yeah, but come on Grade: Strawberry Horror Bingo was briefly put on hold last week during the great Sonoma County Evacuation, but that … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, BLASPHEMIES, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Art History, Bad Horror, Bechdel Fail, Cinematography FTW, Costumes are AMAZING, Family Dysfunction, Gore!, Guilty Pleasures, Horror, Horror Comedies, Intestines!, Literal Deal With the Devil, Maniacal Laughter, Miscast Much?, Mythology, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oh the Simple Life, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Protagonist I Hate You, Satanists!, Scene Stealers, Siblings Unite!, The "Hilarious" Intellectual Disabled Character, The One Girl, The Pet is Doomed., The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, The WIll to Kill, This Ending Sucks, Villain Fail, Witches!, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, WTF Ending | 11 Comments

Triple Spooky Scoop Review: The Conjuring, Insidious, and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

Posted on October 31, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Well, I’d intended to post this a few days ago; however, due to the insane winds and the Kincade Fire up north, my sister and I had to evacuate over the weekend, along with nearly 200,000 other people in the county. I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Awesome Ending, B&W, Catholic Horror, Costumes are AMAZING, Everyone Loves A Creepy Doll, Exorcisms, Family Dysfunction, Ghosts, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, I'm Not Crazy I Tell You! I'm Not Crazy! Wait . . . Maybe I'm Going CRAZY!, I've Been There!, James Wan, LADY DIRECTOR!, Lili Taylor, Lin Shaye, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Patrick Wilson, Power of Love, Rose Byrne, Satanists!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Slow Burn Horror, Someone's Been Possessed!, That's Not Snowflake, The Pet is Doomed., The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, There's Always Some Asshole Who Knows Latin, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Vampires, Vera Farmiga!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, Witches! | 4 Comments

Triple Scoop Reviews: The Call, Event Horizon, and Ready Or Not

Posted on August 30, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

The Call First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Crap, I don’t even remember. Amazon, maybe? Spoilers: Yes Grade: Strawberry So, I actually watched this with my folks shortly before I went on vacation, and initially, … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Abigail Breslin!, Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Awesome Ending, Awesome Villain Alert, Camp To The Max, Costumes are AMAZING, Cult Classics, Family Dysfunction, Gore!, Growing An Eleventh Hour Conscience Will Get You Dead, Halle Berry, Hello Unrealistically Colored Filter, Horror Comedies, Horror in Space!, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, I Mostly Always Like You Sam Neill, I'm Sure This Retirement Will Stick, It Was ME All Along!, It's a Paul W.S. Anderson Film, it's Morpheus! Er I Mean Laurence Fishburne, It's Not Evil! It's SCIENCE!, Literal Deal With the Devil, Poignant Hallucinations, REVENGE!, Rich People Suck, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Serial Killers, Siblings Unite!, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, Space is a Terrible Place, Surprising Feels, The Final Girl, The Sacrifice Play, The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., We're Playing The Most Dangerous Game Again, Welcome to the Family: Here There Be Bloodshed, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, You'll Have to Go Through Me . . . Oh You Totally Did. | Leave a comment

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”

Posted on March 28, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Over a year ago, I made a resolution: to watch and review the entire original series of Star Trek. Considering it’s only three seasons long, I figured I had a decent shot of finishing it all by 2019; I certainly assumed … Continue reading →

Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps | Tagged Bechdel Fail, Deus Ex Machina, Erasing the Permanent Disability or Chronic Illness, Let's Work On That Plot Clock, MIND CONTROL, Quarantines Are For Wimps. Let's Just Kill Everyone., Scene Stealers, Star Trek!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Ending Sucks, Where Is Your Goddamn PPE?, World's Worst Trekkie Review | 1 Comment

Triple Scoop Reviews: Captain Marvel, Cast a Deadly Spell, and Bad Times at the El Royale

Posted on March 21, 2019 by mygeekblasphemy

Captain Marvel First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other (Theater) Spoilers: Not really Grade: Chocolate Well, I finally did it; I left my house and got my ass down to the movie theater for the … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review | Tagged Avengers, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Captain Brie Larson, Clancy Brown!, Damn My Evil Sibling, Detectives, Editing Fail, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), Hey It's Jeff Bridges, I'm Queer. And Dead., Jon Hamm!, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Look A Shady Motel, MARVEL, Noir, Origin Story, Prequel Alert, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up Writers!, superheroes, That Bastard Lovecraft, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Unnecessary Flashbacks Strike Again!, Urban Fantasy, Voodoo Zombies, Witches! | 2 Comments

Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill

Posted on October 5, 2018 by mygeekblasphemy

Well, we’ve officially hit October and Halloween season, i.e., the best season of the year. I’m woefully behind on my horror movie watching, and while I’d love to write my typical three-to-seven thousand word essays on every film I see, … Continue reading →

Posted in BABY REVIEWS, BLASPHEMIES | Tagged Awesome Ending, Bad Horror, Ghosts, Gore!, Halloween, Horror, Jamie Lee Curtis!, John Carpenter, Originals Vs Remakes, REVENGE!, Sinister Disney (AKA Vincent Price), Slashers, This Ending Sucks, You Mean This Isn't How Mental Illness Works? | 1 Comment

Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks

Triple Scoop Reviews: The Witch: Part I – The Subversion, Death Bell, and Guns Akimbo

Year of Monsters: The Invisible Man

“The Dead Speak!”

Triple Spooky Scoop Reviews: Suspiria, Us, and Jason X

Triple Spooky Scoop Review: Leprechaun, The Witch, and The Cell

Triple Spooky Scoop Review: The Conjuring, Insidious, and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

Triple Scoop Reviews: The Call, Event Horizon, and Ready Or Not

World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”

Triple Scoop Reviews: Captain Marvel, Cast a Deadly Spell, and Bad Times at the El Royale

Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill

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