Carlie St. George
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Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks
Triple Spooky Scoop Review: Leprechaun, The Witch, and The Cell
Leprechaun First Watch or Rewatch: Rewatch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other – Personal Collection DVD Spoilers: Yeah, but come on Grade: Strawberry Horror Bingo was briefly put on hold last week during the great Sonoma County Evacuation, but that … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS, BLASPHEMIES, Triple Scoop Review
Tagged Art History, Bad Horror, Bechdel Fail, Cinematography FTW, Costumes are AMAZING, Family Dysfunction, Gore!, Guilty Pleasures, Horror, Horror Comedies, Intestines!, Literal Deal With the Devil, Maniacal Laughter, Miscast Much?, Mythology, Not Exactly Girl Power, Oh the Simple Life, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Protagonist I Hate You, Satanists!, Scene Stealers, Siblings Unite!, The "Hilarious" Intellectual Disabled Character, The One Girl, The Pet is Doomed., The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, The WIll to Kill, This Ending Sucks, Villain Fail, Witches!, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, WTF Ending
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Triple Spooky Scoop Review: The Conjuring, Insidious, and A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night
Well, I’d intended to post this a few days ago; however, due to the insane winds and the Kincade Fire up north, my sister and I had to evacuate over the weekend, along with nearly 200,000 other people in the county. I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review
Tagged Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Awesome Ending, B&W, Catholic Horror, Costumes are AMAZING, Everyone Loves A Creepy Doll, Exorcisms, Family Dysfunction, Ghosts, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, I'm Not Crazy I Tell You! I'm Not Crazy! Wait . . . Maybe I'm Going CRAZY!, I've Been There!, James Wan, LADY DIRECTOR!, Lili Taylor, Lin Shaye, More Women Than Men? Surely Not., Patrick Wilson, Power of Love, Rose Byrne, Satanists!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Slow Burn Horror, Someone's Been Possessed!, That's Not Snowflake, The Pet is Doomed., The Totally Necessary Boob Shot, There's Always Some Asshole Who Knows Latin, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Vampires, Vera Farmiga!, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, Witches!
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World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Operation–Annihilate!”
Over a year ago, I made a resolution: to watch and review the entire original series of Star Trek. Considering it’s only three seasons long, I figured I had a decent shot of finishing it all by 2019; I certainly assumed … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps
Tagged Bechdel Fail, Deus Ex Machina, Erasing the Permanent Disability or Chronic Illness, Let's Work On That Plot Clock, MIND CONTROL, Quarantines Are For Wimps. Let's Just Kill Everyone., Scene Stealers, Star Trek!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Ending Sucks, Where Is Your Goddamn PPE?, World's Worst Trekkie Review
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Triple Scoop Reviews: Captain Marvel, Cast a Deadly Spell, and Bad Times at the El Royale
Captain Marvel First Watch or Rewatch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Other (Theater) Spoilers: Not really Grade: Chocolate Well, I finally did it; I left my house and got my ass down to the movie theater for the … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS, Triple Scoop Review
Tagged Avengers, Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, Captain Brie Larson, Clancy Brown!, Damn My Evil Sibling, Detectives, Editing Fail, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), Hey It's Jeff Bridges, I'm Queer. And Dead., Jon Hamm!, Less Like A Plot Hole. More Like A Plot Canyon., Look A Shady Motel, MARVEL, Noir, Origin Story, Prequel Alert, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Shut Up Writers!, superheroes, That Bastard Lovecraft, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Unnecessary Flashbacks Strike Again!, Urban Fantasy, Voodoo Zombies, Witches!
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Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill
Well, we’ve officially hit October and Halloween season, i.e., the best season of the year. I’m woefully behind on my horror movie watching, and while I’d love to write my typical three-to-seven thousand word essays on every film I see, … Continue reading
“She Has Now Become Satan’s Prisoner!”
Well, that was predictable: for the sake of the 2018 Clarion West Write-a-Thon, I sold my reviewing services to the highest bidder–so to speak–and the highest bidder, once again, was Evil Tom. Now, Evil Tom’s initial plan was to make … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Bad Horror, Clarion West, Dubbing is the WORST, Editing Fail, Horror, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Maniacal Laughter, Mythology, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Stalking Is A Kind of Love?, The Sacrifice Play, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works., Vampires, Witches!
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