Carlie St. George
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Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks
Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill
Well, we’ve officially hit October and Halloween season, i.e., the best season of the year. I’m woefully behind on my horror movie watching, and while I’d love to write my typical three-to-seven thousand word essays on every film I see, … Continue reading
“She Has Now Become Satan’s Prisoner!”
Well, that was predictable: for the sake of the 2018 Clarion West Write-a-Thon, I sold my reviewing services to the highest bidder–so to speak–and the highest bidder, once again, was Evil Tom. Now, Evil Tom’s initial plan was to make … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Bad Horror, Clarion West, Dubbing is the WORST, Editing Fail, Horror, I Watch Foreign Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Maniacal Laughter, Mythology, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Stalking Is A Kind of Love?, The Sacrifice Play, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works., Vampires, Witches!
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World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Shore Leave”
Friends, this one started out promising, it really did. Sulu and Bones are on an away mission! Super wacky shit starts happening! A single massage ignites the passionate ship that is Spock and Kirk! . . . sadly, then the … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF, World's Worst Trekkie Recaps
Tagged Alice in Wonderland, Bechdel Fail, Costumes are AMAZING, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., Not Exactly Girl Power, Star Trek!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., World's Worst Trekkie Review, Wow That's a Terrible Fight Scene, You'll Have to Go Through Me . . . Oh You Totally Did.
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“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”
I’ve said this before, I know, but It is my very favorite Stephen King book. There are problems, of course (the scene, THE SCENE), but the novel will always and forever have a place in my heart. Likewise, The 1990 … Continue reading
“Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
I’ve been super excited to see Atomic Blonde, ever since I first saw the trailer back in April. However, I couldn’t help but notice that there was like almost zero buzz about the movie after it initially came out, at … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Charlize Will Always Be Furiosa to Me, Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves The 80's, Faun James McAvoy, Fight Scene Made of Win, Hey It's Toby Jones, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., I'm Queer. And Dead., It's John Goodman!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, McAvoy, No One Wants a Triple Agent, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Spies, The Dead Meat Character, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists.
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“The Beauty of American Arrogance Is That They Can’t Imagine A World Where They’re Not A Step Ahead.”
Years ago, Mek and I saw a trailer for Vantage Point and were intrigued by the initial premise. A conspiracy thriller about a presidential assassination from the POV of multiple people at the scene? I’m a huge sucker for Rashomon-esque stories, … Continue reading
