Carlie St. George
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- “Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
- Coming Soon-Ish: The Snowman (AKA, The Only Movie You Ever Need to See)
- “John Wick, The Man, The Myth, The Legend. You’re Not Very Good At Retiring.”
- Clarion West Write-a-Thon 2017: Week 6 Update
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“Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”
I’ve been super excited to see Atomic Blonde, ever since I first saw the trailer back in April. However, I couldn’t help but notice that there was like almost zero buzz about the movie after it initially came out, at … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, America Is Awesome!, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Charlize Will Always Be Furiosa to Me, Comic Book Movies, Everyone Loves The 80's, Fight Scene Made of Win, Hey It's Toby Jones, I Ship It. I Ship It Hard., I'm Queer. And Dead., It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Jimmy Noooo!, McAvoy, No One Wants a Triple Agent, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Spies, The Dead Meat Character, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Twists. So Many Twists.
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“The Beauty of American Arrogance Is That They Can’t Imagine A World Where They’re Not A Step Ahead.”
Years ago, Mek and I saw a trailer for Vantage Point and were intrigued by the initial premise. A conspiracy thriller about a presidential assassination from the POV of multiple people at the scene? I’m a huge sucker for Rashomon-esque stories, … Continue reading
“Is There A French Word For Feeling An Overwhelming Sense of Urgency And Impending Doom?”
It is time, I think, to try and return to our regularly scheduled programming on My Geek Blasphemy. Well. Okay. Scheduling was never really all that regular around here and may stay even more irregular in the weeks to come, … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF
Tagged Actual Good Chemistry, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Editing Fail, Everyone Loves the Geek, High School, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, Mythology, Strong Female Character!, Teen Wolf, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, Werewolves
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“Keeping You At A Disadvantage Is An Advantage I Intend to Keep.”
Mekaela and I chose to celebrate New Years Eve with the things we love best: cookies, tacos, caffeinated beverages that may or may not have had booze in them, and–of course–movies, the first of which ended up being Quentin Tarantino’s … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS
Tagged Badass Motherfucker Samuel L. Jackson, BOUNTY HUNTERS!, Jimmy Noooo!, Kurt Russell Will Always Be An Elk Snout Mountain Man to Me, Maniacal Laughter, Not Exactly Girl Power, Not My Favorite Character!, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Quentin Tarantino Rocks My Socks, REVENGE!, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, Sloooow. So Sloooow., So Pretty Much Everyone Is A Dick, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Voice-Over Fail, Walton Goggins! Yay!, Westerns
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“I’ll Not Let You Kill My Mother!”
At some point, I’m gonna have time to go see Rogue One and write a review about it, but the way this month is going, probably not until 2017, long after everyone else has finished discussing it and moved on to … Continue reading
“With My Luck, You’ll Probably Turn Out To Be Another Delusion.”
It’s almost Halloween, and you know what that means. It’s time for the next installment of Friday the 13th. This time we’re looking at Part VII: The New Blood, where Jason is resurrected YET AGAIN, this time not by Tommy … Continue reading
“My Daughters Are Trained For Battle, Sir, Not The Kitchen.”
So, I’ve read and watched multiple versions of Pride and Prejudice, but–presumably to the horror of Jane Austen enthusiasts everywhere–I have done so in a completely backwards fashion. First, I watched the 2005 film with Keira Knightley, which I liked. … Continue reading
