Tag Archives: This Ending Sucks

Lil Spooky Reviews: Halloween, House on Haunted Hill, and MORE House on Haunted Hill

Posted on October 5, 2018 by

Well, we’ve officially hit October and Halloween season, i.e., the best season of the year. I’m woefully behind on my horror movie watching, and while I’d love to write my typical three-to-seven thousand word essays on every film I see, … Continue reading →

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“She Has Now Become Satan’s Prisoner!”

Posted on August 29, 2018 by

Well, that was predictable: for the sake of the 2018 Clarion West Write-a-Thon, I sold my reviewing services to the highest bidder–so to speak–and the highest bidder, once again, was Evil Tom. Now, Evil Tom’s initial plan was to make … Continue reading →

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World’s Worst Trekkie: Carlie Takes On “Shore Leave”

Posted on August 8, 2018 by

Friends, this one started out promising, it really did. Sulu and Bones are on an away mission! Super wacky shit starts happening! A single massage ignites the passionate ship that is Spock and Kirk! . . . sadly, then the … Continue reading →

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“Welcome To The Loser’s Club, Asshole!”

Posted on October 4, 2017 by

I’ve said this before, I know, but It is my very favorite Stephen King book. There are problems, of course (the scene, THE SCENE), but the novel will always and forever have a place in my heart. Likewise, The 1990 … Continue reading →

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“Our Big Foot’s Not Playing Games Anymore.”

Posted on September 13, 2017 by

Let me begin by telling you that Tom is a terrible person. You may remember Tom, or you may not. I’ve mentioned him once or twice before on this blog. I used to think he was an okay sort of … Continue reading →

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“Who Won, And What Was The F*cking Game Anyway?”

Posted on August 18, 2017 by

I’ve been super excited to see Atomic Blonde, ever since I first saw the trailer back in April. However, I couldn’t help but notice that there was like almost zero buzz about the movie after it initially came out, at … Continue reading →

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“The Beauty of American Arrogance Is That They Can’t Imagine A World Where They’re Not A Step Ahead.”

Posted on March 31, 2017 by

Years ago, Mek and I saw a trailer for Vantage Point and were intrigued by the initial premise. A conspiracy thriller about a presidential assassination from the POV of multiple people at the scene? I’m a huge sucker for Rashomon-esque stories, … Continue reading →

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