Tag Archives: This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die.

Year of Monsters: The Invisible Man

Posted on January 31, 2020 by

I’ve never considered myself a science person, partially because I have no natural aptitude for it, partially because the science you learn in high school isn’t the kind of shit that interests me. (Well, mostly. We did get to learn … Continue reading →

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Triple Spooky Scoop Reviews: Suspiria, Us, and Jason X

Posted on December 12, 2019 by

It’s the end of an era, folks! Okay, fine, it’s just the end of our first annual Horror Bingo–which, yes, should have been finished well over a month ago, but life! Holidays! Disney Plus! The point is, I got it … Continue reading →

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Lil Spooky Reviews: The Haunting, Thir13en Ghosts, Most Likely to Die, and Terror Train

Posted on October 29, 2018 by

The Haunting (1963) First Watch or Re-Watch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Amazon Spoilers: Nah In our continuing mission to watch classic horror movies from the 60’s (and then the shlocky remakes that came 30-40 years later), Mek … Continue reading →

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Genderbent Wednesdays Presents BLACK CHRISTMAS

Posted on October 17, 2018 by

When I began Genderbent Wednesdays at the beginning of the year, I wondered if I could keep to a monthly schedule. The answer was a quick and resounding no. So, I adjusted my expectations: I’d post a new column every other … Continue reading →

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“We Know Each Other! He’s a Friend From Work!”

Posted on November 8, 2017 by

So, I went to the movies last weekend. One guess on what I saw. I enjoyed Thor: Ragnarok! I don’t think I liked it quite as much as other people, which I guess is just normal now? Still, I had … Continue reading →

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“What Does God Need With A Starship?”

Posted on May 4, 2016 by

Okay, here’s the thing: when Star Trek Into Darkness came out, fans were pretty critical across the board. I do know a few people who liked it. I know more who thought it was pretty terrible, and others who consider it … Continue reading →

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“Well, OBVIOUSLY, Participation is No Longer Voluntary.”

Posted on February 14, 2014 by

Happy Valentine’s Day, people. Please put your candy and/or sweetheart aside and come along with me on our continued snarky journey through bad horror movies. Today we’ll be concluding Bloody Hearts with our review of Would You Rather. It is an … Continue reading →

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“You Were Supposed to Rescue Us.”

Posted on February 10, 2014 by

Valentine’s Day is soon upon us. You (might) know what that means. Bloody Hearts has come. Let us mock . . . Open Grave.

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