Carlie St. George
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Lil Spooky Reviews: The Haunting, Thir13en Ghosts, Most Likely to Die, and Terror Train
The Haunting (1963) First Watch or Re-Watch: First Watch Amazon, Netflix, Hulu, or Other: Amazon Spoilers: Nah In our continuing mission to watch classic horror movies from the 60’s (and then the shlocky remakes that came 30-40 years later), Mek … Continue reading
Posted in BABY REVIEWS
Tagged Another Dead Wife And/Or Mother, Bad Horror, Books To Movies, Ghosts, Gore!, Horror, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Jamie Lee Curtis!, Originals Vs Remakes, Slashers, This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Um. This Is Not How Nature Works.
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Genderbent Wednesdays Presents BLACK CHRISTMAS
When I began Genderbent Wednesdays at the beginning of the year, I wondered if I could keep to a monthly schedule. The answer was a quick and resounding no. So, I adjusted my expectations: I’d post a new column every other … Continue reading
“We Know Each Other! He’s a Friend From Work!”
So, I went to the movies last weekend. One guess on what I saw. I enjoyed Thor: Ragnarok! I don’t think I liked it quite as much as other people, which I guess is just normal now? Still, I had … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Aliens, All About Cate Blanchett, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Awesome Villain Alert, Bechdel Fail, Clancy Brown!, Comic Book Movies, Costumes are AMAZING, Fight Scene Made of Win, Hello Matt Damon, Here Comes Thor! (I Mean Hemsworth.), I Adore Mark Ruffalo Even When He's Not Wearing a Hat., I Love Me A Good Cameo., Idris Elba is a Sexy Sexy Man, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, Karl Urban Rocks My Socks, MARVEL, Mythology, Not Every Movie Needs To Be Over 2 Hours, Queer Erasure, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Siblings Unite!, superheroes, The Jeff Goldblum, This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Tom Hiddleston is King of the Internet (And My Heart), YEAAAH. TESSA THOMPSON.
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“What Does God Need With A Starship?”
Okay, here’s the thing: when Star Trek Into Darkness came out, fans were pretty critical across the board. I do know a few people who liked it. I know more who thought it was pretty terrible, and others who consider it … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Aliens, Bad Sequels, Bechdel Fail, Brainwashing, Damn My Evil Sibling, Just Kill The Queen!, Not Exactly Girl Power, Star Trek!, The Future's So Bright We Gotta Wear . . . The Most Hideous Clothing Imaginable, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Villain Fail
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“Well, OBVIOUSLY, Participation is No Longer Voluntary.”
Happy Valentine’s Day, people. Please put your candy and/or sweetheart aside and come along with me on our continued snarky journey through bad horror movies. Today we’ll be concluding Bloody Hearts with our review of Would You Rather. It is an … Continue reading
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Tagged Awesome Villain Alert, Bad Horror, Bechdel Fail, Electrocution Can't Hurt Me, Horror, I Hate the Last Five Seconds in Every Horror Movie, Jeffrey Combs is Weird. And the Best., Siblings Unite!, The WIll to Kill, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., Torture Porn, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“You Were Supposed to Rescue Us.”
Valentine’s Day is soon upon us. You (might) know what that means. Bloody Hearts has come. Let us mock . . . Open Grave.
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Tagged Amnesia!, Bad Horror, Bechdel Fail, Bloody Hearts, Epidemic Movie, Gore!, Heart Knowledge!, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, Horror, I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, PRIORITIES, Protagonist I Hate You, Siblings Unite!, That Is Not An American Accent, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., This is All My Fault. Thus I Must Die., When Good Actors Go Bad, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, Zombies
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