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“Better Swim, Rennie, Before Jason Pulls You Down.”

Hello again! Apologies for my long absence–it’s been pretty chaotic here. Part of that, certainly, is because of the Northern California fires that hit my community pretty hard. But it’s also because I’ve been working on a novel all year, … Continue reading

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“Mr. Cop, Can You Put Away Your Gun? Cause You’re Making Everybody Nervous.”

Valentine’s Day has come and gone. You know what this means. So-Bad-It’s . . . no, it’s really just bad horror. Your entry for this year’s Bloody Hearts is a spectacularly terrible film called House of Nine, a movie that’s … Continue reading

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“Wow, You’re a Winner, Ain’t Ya?”

Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. You get to dress up in fun costumes, have an excuse to eat junk food that you were going to eat anyway, and watch a bunch of scary movies. Also, it’s not … Continue reading

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“I Don’t Think It’s Nice, You Laughing.”

It’s almost March, so I guess I better get to my second western of the year . . . Honestly, I enjoyed the movie, but I don’t know that I have a whole hell of a lot to say about … Continue reading

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“I’m Too Old For This Shit.”

We don’t really go for the inspirational Christmas films in the St. George household. For instance . . . Yeah, it’s totally a Christmas movie.

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“Now, Somehow Our Sins Have Come Back Physically . . . And They’re Pissed.”

Before Joel Schumacher tried his best to kill the Batman franchise, he actually directed other movies as well. For instance . . . I like this one a lot — it has a certain nostalgia factor going for it, plus … Continue reading

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