Carlie St. George
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Tag Archives: Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff
“I Am One With The Force. The Force Is With Me.”
Mekaela and I spent Christmas in Taft, California this year, visiting our dad. Taft is a small place in the middle of absolute nowhere (though, in fairness, I feel obligated to point out that it is actually larger than the place … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Alan Tudyk is the Best, CGI Fail, Jimmy Noooo!, Not My Favorite Character!, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh the Controversy, Prequel Alert, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, Star Wars, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, Underdogs!, Villain Fail, Wait - The Majority of the Main Cast Isn't White?, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff
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“Comets Don’t Make Course Corrections.”
I still haven’t quite gotten around to seeing the not-exactly-critically-beloved Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. (I’m not particularly jazzed about going, either, but I do want to check it out for myself. I like making up my own mind about … Continue reading
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Aliens, Bechdel Fail, Comic Book Movies, Evil Aliens, Heart Knowledge!, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Invasion Movie, it's Morpheus! Er I Mean Laurence Fishburne, Loyal Right Hand Man, Oh the Controversy, Origin Story, Sloooow. So Sloooow., superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Villain Fail, When Good Actors Go Bad, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff
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“This Is Sounding Less Like a Magic Trick And More Like Assault.”
Man. I’ve been so busy lately with work and edits and smoke inhalation that I’ve been neglecting my review for one of my very favorite obsessions. Season 5A of Teen Wolf just ended (well, a couple of weeks ago now) … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, Asthma in Film, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Cliffhanger!, CPR is Magic!, Editing Fail, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Everyone Loves the Geek, Gore!, Guilty Pleasures, Hello Unrealistically Colored Filter, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Incompetent Cops, It Was ME All Along!, Mighty Hammer Strike CPR, Mythology, Orderlies Are All Psycho Jerks., Parent(s) Are Evil, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Sidekicks Rock, Strong Female Character!, Teen Wolf, The Pet is Doomed., The Will to NOT Kill, Werewolves, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff, WTF Ending, YA, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“You’ve Got To Laugh. Otherwise, You’re Gonna Go Nuts, Man.”
The Plan: Watch Lawrence of Arabia with dinner. The Flaw: . . . wait, HOW long is it? The Options: We could be good and continue forward with our nearly four-hour Oscar-winning epic, or we could watch that terrible looking horror … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Bottle Episode Mystery, Horror, I Love Me A Good Cameo., PRIORITIES, Siblings Unite!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff, WTF Ending
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“Frankly, My Dear, I Don’t Give a Damn.”
So. I am way, way behind on my 2015 Best Picture Winner Challenge. Thus far, I’ve only watched one film and I didn’t care for it at all. I thought maybe I’d reward myself with a movie that — hopefully — … Continue reading
Posted in BLASPHEMIES, EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged 2015 Best Picture Challenge, Books To Movies, Hey That's Not a Bad American Accent, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., It's the Confederacy! Yay?, Not My Favorite Character!, Oscar Winners and Nominees, PRIORITIES, Strong Female Character!, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick
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The Ryan Reynolds Show!
Last week, I praised Exam for managing to stay an engaging, one-room thriller for ninety minutes without ever resorting to flashbacks, hallucinations, or dream sequences. Tonight, I watched Buried, a film that is literally ninety-five minutes of Ryan Reynolds, and … Continue reading
