Carlie St. George
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“Dormammu, I’ve Come To Bargain!”
While waiting to see Wonder Woman (soon, it will happen soon), Mekaela and I went ahead and watched a different superhero movie, one that we never quite got around to seeing: Doctor Strange. Ultimately? Meh.
Posted in EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, CGI Fail, Comic Book Movies, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Fight Scene Made of Win, I Express My Angst By Growing Facial Hair, I Just Went Through a Glass Window/Door But It's Okay. I'm Totally FIne., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, I've Loved Chiwetel Ejiofor Since Serenity, Internet's Favorite Benedict Cumberbatch, MARVEL, Miscast Much?, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, Oh Look It's New York Again, Oh the Controversy, Scene Stealer Benedict Wong, Sidekicks Rock, Slow Mo Make Everything Better, superheroes, That Is Not An American Accent, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., TILDA, Time Travel!, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Whitewashing Are We?, WTF Ending
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“I’ll Drink Your Tears, Frankenstein!”
The inauguration was less than two weeks ago. It feels like my country has been set on fire half a dozen times since then. God knows what will have even happened by the time I post this. I never had … Continue reading
“With My Luck, You’ll Probably Turn Out To Be Another Delusion.”
It’s almost Halloween, and you know what that means. It’s time for the next installment of Friday the 13th. This time we’re looking at Part VII: The New Blood, where Jason is resurrected YET AGAIN, this time not by Tommy … Continue reading
“Magic Mirror On the Wall, Who Is The Fairest One of All?”
Friends, family, bored people who accidentally found their way onto this blog! The time has come for the 2016 Disney Princess Movie Challenge. Let’s begin at the beginning, shall we? Finding a copy of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged 2016 Disney Princess Movie Challenge, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, DISNEY, Fairy Tales, Heart Knowledge!, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Not Exactly Girl Power, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Parent(s) Are Evil, Protagonist I Hate You, Stalking Is A Kind of Love?, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, Witches!, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, WTF Ending, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“This Is Sounding Less Like a Magic Trick And More Like Assault.”
Man. I’ve been so busy lately with work and edits and smoke inhalation that I’ve been neglecting my review for one of my very favorite obsessions. Season 5A of Teen Wolf just ended (well, a couple of weeks ago now) … Continue reading
Posted in TV STUFF
Tagged Action!, Actual Good Chemistry, Asthma in Film, Awesome Kickass Heroines, Chemistry? What's Chemistry?, Cliffhanger!, CPR is Magic!, Editing Fail, Er This Isn't How Hospitals Work, Everyone Loves the Geek, Gore!, Guilty Pleasures, Hello Unrealistically Colored Filter, I Love Me A Good Cameo., Incompetent Cops, It Was ME All Along!, Mighty Hammer Strike CPR, Mythology, Orderlies Are All Psycho Jerks., Parent(s) Are Evil, Scene Stealers, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, Sidekicks Rock, Strong Female Character!, Teen Wolf, The Pet is Doomed., The Will to NOT Kill, Werewolves, Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff, WTF Ending, YA, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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“You’ve Got To Laugh. Otherwise, You’re Gonna Go Nuts, Man.”
The Plan: Watch Lawrence of Arabia with dinner. The Flaw: . . . wait, HOW long is it? The Options: We could be good and continue forward with our nearly four-hour Oscar-winning epic, or we could watch that terrible looking horror … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Being Shot In The Shoulder? Pretty Much A Paper Cut., Bottle Episode Mystery, Horror, I Love Me A Good Cameo., PRIORITIES, Siblings Unite!, This Ending Sucks, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Wow That Was Depressing. Excuse Me While I Go Throw Myself Off A Cliff, WTF Ending
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“Wicked is Good.”
I’ve never read The Maze Runner and I didn’t hear particularly good things about the movie. And yet I watched it anyway and we all know why: Stiles. The thing is, The Maze Runner actually has a decent amount of potential. … Continue reading
Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS
Tagged Action!, Amnesia!, Apocalypse Movies, Bechdel Fail, Books To Movies, Dystopia!, Epidemic Movie, FORESHADOW, Nothing Ends Well For the Mentor, That Is Not An American Accent, The Sacrifice Play, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Totally Called It, Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Writer Joe and Writer Susan, WTF Ending, YA, Yeah That's a Subtle Name Choice
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