Tag Archives: Yeah I’m Not Even Going To Try That Accent

“Pocahontas, That Tree Is Talking To Me.”

Posted on November 10, 2016 by mygeekblasphemy

ETA: Trying to get back to business as usual, at least for the moment, though fair warning: there may be more political talk in the future. There may also not be; I don’t have any specific plans right now. But just … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged 2016 Disney Princess Movie Challenge, Based On A True Story, DISNEY, FORESHADOW, Girls Have Friends! Who Are Also Girls!, Heart Knowledge!, I Love You! I've Known You a Day!, Miscast Much?, Oscar Winners and Nominees, Scene Stealers, Sidekicks Rock, Strong Female Character!, Villain Fail, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, Wow Your Love Interest Is A Dick, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent | 11 Comments

“Did He Just Throw My Cat Out of the Window?”

Posted on September 25, 2014 by mygeekblasphemy

Here’s one thing you can say about Wes Anderson: he has a very specific aesthetic. You will never, ever catch one of his movies on HBO and think to yourself, Huh, I wonder who directed that. The Grand Budapest Hotel is … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Bechdel Fail, Every Story Is Better With Assassins, Heart Knowledge!, I Love Me A Good Cameo., I'm Only Here To Be Your Love Interest, It's Wes Anderson Time, Loyal Right Hand Man, Netflix Summary Fail!, Score/Soundtrack Made of WIn, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, The Pet is Doomed., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent | Leave a comment

“A Policeman’s Job is Only Easy in a Police State.”

Posted on July 1, 2014 by mygeekblasphemy

Well, I finally watched Touch of Evil. It’s easily my least favorite noir to date. Blasphemy!

Posted in BLASPHEMIES, SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged 2014 Noir Challenge, Bechdel Fail, I Watch Old Movies So I Can Pretend I'm Cultured., Loyal Right Hand Man, Miscast Much?, Not Exactly Girl Power, Protagonist I Hate You, This Had Potential. It Just Failed., Two Whole Female Characters? I'm Shocked by this Almost Attempt at Gender Equality., Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent, Yellow/Brown/Black Face | Leave a comment

“Once Upon a Time, in a Shitty Little Town . . .”

Posted on September 2, 2013 by mygeekblasphemy

In Casa Verde — otherwise known as the St. George household — we only have a few rules. 1. Bring chocolate. 2. Mock as if there will be no tomorrow. 3. Watch any Jeremy Renner movie that has absolutely no … Continue reading →

Posted in SLIGHTLY LESS EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Bechdel Fail, Camp To The Max, Editing Fail, Fairy Tales, Gore!, It Was ME All Along!, It's Jeremy Renner Time!, It's Sure Cold In This Refrigerator, Siblings Unite!, That Is Not An American Accent, Totally Called It, Um. This Is Not How Nature Works., Witches!, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent | 7 Comments

“Well, I Can Respect Your Opinion. Sadly, I’m Not Good at Rejection. I’m Afraid You’ll Have to Die.”

Posted on May 24, 2012 by mygeekblasphemy

The worst thing about not being a professional movie critic is that it doesn’t matter how much time you spend working a review—you could write your little heart and soul out, bleed yourself dry, and you’re still not getting paid. … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Ahnold, And Here I Thought All This Exposition Sounded So Natural, Bad Sequels, Batman!, Brainwashing, Comic Book Movies, FORESHADOW, Incompetent Cops, Not Exactly Girl Power, superheroes, The Best Protagonists Have Dead Families, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, When Good Actors Go Bad, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent, You Are Not A Tough Girl | 4 Comments

“It Was An Off Day.”

Posted on April 14, 2012 by mygeekblasphemy

Clearly, I will watch a terrible movie at any given time, just to make fun of it, regardless of mood, circumstance, rain, or shine; I am there for mockery with bells on. But my sister and I had a particularly … Continue reading →

Posted in EPIC REVIEWS | Tagged Action!, Badass Preacher, Books To Movies, CGI Fail, I Hate You Leonardo da Vinci, Originals Vs Remakes, Protagonist I Hate You, What Do You Mean No One Could Survive That Fall?, Yeah I'm Not Even Going To Try That Accent | 2 Comments

Tag Archives: Yeah I’m Not Even Going To Try That Accent

“Pocahontas, That Tree Is Talking To Me.”

“Did He Just Throw My Cat Out of the Window?”

“A Policeman’s Job is Only Easy in a Police State.”

“Once Upon a Time, in a Shitty Little Town . . .”

“Well, I Can Respect Your Opinion. Sadly, I’m Not Good at Rejection. I’m Afraid You’ll Have to Die.”

“It Was An Off Day.”

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