The Ratings System

In case you were wondering . . .

Since 10/26/21, my film reviews have been graded with this totally objective and highly scientific ice cream rating system:

God-Tier – Chocolate Salted Caramel
Really Enjoyed This – Chocolate
Enjoyed This Okay – Vanilla
Technically Proficient, But Not My Thing – Strawberry
Well, I Liked SOME of It – Rocky Road
I Actively Disliked This Movie – Pistachio
I Could Not Finish This Movie – Mint Chocolate Chip

Yes, I really do mean it: Mint Chocolate Chip is disgusting. I will not be taking questions at this time.

If you see an ice cream flavor on a movie review before this date, that means it uses the Old System, which goes like so: chocolate, as the best flavor, was given to 1st Place. Vanilla, as the mediocre flavor, was given to 2nd Place, and strawberry, as the yuck flavor, was given to 3rd Place.

Alternatively, you may read even older reviews that have letter grades. But those are less fun and presumably self-explanatory.